Tuesday, March 31, 2015

The Endless Campaign: Once You've Known One Leftist 20 Percenter -- Same Talking Points; Same Rotgut Reactions; Same Tired Tactics "All the Time"...

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In reference to devout leftist Big Apple mayor Bill de Blasio, the following passage struck me this week from a New York Post column by...
Friday, March 27, 2015

Methinks She Needs Lasik Surgery Instead: "Human Barbie" Says She's Getting Her 37th Plastic Surgery to "Look Like" the Doll!

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I'm confused over here. Not precisely sure what doll this "Human Barbie" Lacey Wildd is trying to emulate? Simply put,...
Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Y-a-w-n: Greaseball & Joe McCarthy Clone Ted Cruz Becomes First gop-er to Declare His Candidacy for the Presidency in 2016...

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But there's little need to waste more than a single sentence on Cruz, since this greasy, one-dimensional right-winger is easily summ...
Friday, March 20, 2015

Gentlemen Prefer Her: "Once Dubbed Kim Kardashian's Protege," Hot Little Number Lauren Stoner Steps Out on Her Ownsome (& Better Yet, On a Miami Beachsome!)

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Oh My! What a Tight Toots! And mebelieves this buoyant bayside broad has officially rendered as Servant her former Master... Give Bi...
Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Just Shut the Fuck Up Already: Miami Man Shouts on the Street at Temple-Goers, "Allah Akbar, We Will Cut Your Heads Off!" Uh, No You Won't, Tough Guy...

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...Not if I bust yer jaw for ya and punch ya right in the cock first, asshole. Take your slimy carcass over to the "islamic state...
Friday, March 13, 2015

"Pert Derriere"? Not the Precise Same Two Words that 1st Came to Mind For Me, But They'll Do: Zoe Kravitz Shows Off in Miami, Set to Appear in THREE Big Films the Next Few Months...

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This hot little number Zoe (of course the fruit of the loins of Lenny Kravitz and old Cosby kid Lisa Bonet) seems to be at a career-expl...
Tuesday, March 10, 2015

I've Just Seen an Ass: "British Senior Citizen Claims World Famous 'Tennis Girl' Model Is In Fact His Ex-Wife, & He Has Evidence to Prove It"!

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When the fuck did Paul McCartney get married again?!? http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/560180/Tennis-Girl-poster-Fiona-Butler-Peter-At...
Friday, March 6, 2015

Her Crime, My Gain: Looks Like I'll Be Getting Back that Ill-Advised Grand That I Previously Sent to Hilary's Clinton Foundation!

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You see, it seems that after my contribution email reached Hilary's home server, she lost it. Guess the old warhorse doesn't g...
Tuesday, March 3, 2015

God Damn! "Florida School Bans 'God Bless America' From Morning Announcements," But What If the School Tries to Go Even Farther?

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It seems little Joey (not his real name) was supposed to read the morning announcements (they still have those?!?) over th...
Friday, February 27, 2015

Preschool Party Time: Iowa Kindergarten Teacher Allegedly Gets Her Drink On During Students' Valentine's Day Festivities! No Good?

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She's 40-year-old pie-eyed (allegedly) kindergarten teacher Jennifer L. Rich (pic immediately above), and it was the F...
Tuesday, February 24, 2015

When Do the American Oscars Air? Regardless, "Czech Version of Oscars Is Duped Into Inviting Fake Jim Carrey Onstage During Its Awards Ceremony"!

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But on a positive note for the Czech awards show, I'm hearing that the imposter Jim Carrey outshone a typical appearance ...
Friday, February 20, 2015

Oh GOOD GRIEF! Me Needs to Follow Broads' Lead & Start Paying Attention to Those Damn Super Bowl Commercials!

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Like any upstanding Man's Man, the Rager typically eschews any ounce of attention towards the morosely expensive, us...
Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Executive Privilege: "Michelle Obama's Secret Aspen Ski Trip Exposed After Her Motorcade Was Allowed by Cops to Sneak Around Car Accident"...

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But no word yet whether the special allowance was related to undue duress and threats of Michelle ObamaMeals suddenly suppla...
Friday, February 13, 2015

It's Almost Boring, Always Being Right: democrat party Hack David Axelrod Chimes In That gop-ers Will Lose in 2016 Unless They Nominate Jeb Bush. Gee, Never Saw That Comin'!

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Let's see, what was it that I said about 10 days ago? Oh yeah, here's the quote:  "Expect plenty of disingenuou...
Tuesday, February 10, 2015

"Double Down Dog"? New KFC Offering Features Hot Dog Wrapped in a Bun Made of Fried Chicken (!), But Sadly It's Only Available Overseas. But That Ain't Stoppin' Me!

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KFC says "there are no plans to add the fatty fried treat to menus in U.S. stores," as this little culinary delig...
Friday, February 6, 2015

Protect & Serve (Yourself): "X-Rated Photos Show Female Cop Pleasuring Herself at Police Station"!

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Cops are always talking about "going downtown," but this is rather ridiculous.  Local cops in Puerto Rico say 29...
Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Early Quick Prediction Time for 2016: democrat party Wants Another Bush v. Clinton. Will gop-ers Give It To 'Em, Or Will They More Wisely Go New & Young?

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Just a few quick observations today way in advance of the 2016 presidential election: -Strikes me the leftist democrat pa...
Friday, January 30, 2015

So Cliche: "Amy Childs Puts Her Ample Assets on Full Display in Cape Verde." Can't These Headline Hacks Ever Come Up With Anything Better Than "Ample Assets"?

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"Ample assets" ain't a bad phrase the first time you hear it.  Or maybe even after a few usages. But man ...
Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Fried Egg: Heart (& Belly) Warmin' New Details Emerge Concerning Captain Kangaroo's Last Meal on Earth. And It Had a Decidedly A-M (If Fundamentally Flawed) Flavor...

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Well, he did Captain a morning show, after all! According to the linked accounts, the Good Cap'n's Last Supper co...
Friday, January 23, 2015

No One's Listening: Obama's "State of the Union" Spiel Attracts "Lowest Audience in 15 Years" For the Highly Publicized Annual Event...

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BTW: Obama spoke this week?  Missed it. Must've had more important things to do that day. Like laying bathtub grout. ...
Tuesday, January 20, 2015

What a Reach (Around)! Billy Crystal Draws Ire of "Social" Media's Politically Correct Minions, Imploring: "Stop Shoving Gay Sex Scenes In My Face!" But I Agree!

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Here's how it is: I ain't tuning into some of favorite TV dramas (e.g., Banshee, Game of Thrones, Justified, etc., e...
Friday, January 16, 2015

Politically Incorrect: Former Slave Colony Barbados Becomes the Winter "Go-To Place for Celebrities" Like Model Jodie Marsh and Others...

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Other celebs seen recently on the former slave island's white sands include Simon Cowell, Lauren Silverman, Emma For...