Friday, February 27, 2015

Preschool Party Time: Iowa Kindergarten Teacher Allegedly Gets Her Drink On During Students' Valentine's Day Festivities! No Good?

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She's 40-year-old pie-eyed (allegedly) kindergarten teacher Jennifer L. Rich (pic immediately above), and it was the F...
Tuesday, February 24, 2015

When Do the American Oscars Air? Regardless, "Czech Version of Oscars Is Duped Into Inviting Fake Jim Carrey Onstage During Its Awards Ceremony"!

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But on a positive note for the Czech awards show, I'm hearing that the imposter Jim Carrey outshone a typical appearance ...
Friday, February 20, 2015

Oh GOOD GRIEF! Me Needs to Follow Broads' Lead & Start Paying Attention to Those Damn Super Bowl Commercials!

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Like any upstanding Man's Man, the Rager typically eschews any ounce of attention towards the morosely expensive, us...
Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Executive Privilege: "Michelle Obama's Secret Aspen Ski Trip Exposed After Her Motorcade Was Allowed by Cops to Sneak Around Car Accident"...

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But no word yet whether the special allowance was related to undue duress and threats of Michelle ObamaMeals suddenly suppla...
Friday, February 13, 2015

It's Almost Boring, Always Being Right: democrat party Hack David Axelrod Chimes In That gop-ers Will Lose in 2016 Unless They Nominate Jeb Bush. Gee, Never Saw That Comin'!

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Let's see, what was it that I said about 10 days ago? Oh yeah, here's the quote:  "Expect plenty of disingenuou...
Tuesday, February 10, 2015

"Double Down Dog"? New KFC Offering Features Hot Dog Wrapped in a Bun Made of Fried Chicken (!), But Sadly It's Only Available Overseas. But That Ain't Stoppin' Me!

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KFC says "there are no plans to add the fatty fried treat to menus in U.S. stores," as this little culinary delig...
Friday, February 6, 2015

Protect & Serve (Yourself): "X-Rated Photos Show Female Cop Pleasuring Herself at Police Station"!

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Cops are always talking about "going downtown," but this is rather ridiculous.  Local cops in Puerto Rico say 29...
Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Early Quick Prediction Time for 2016: democrat party Wants Another Bush v. Clinton. Will gop-ers Give It To 'Em, Or Will They More Wisely Go New & Young?

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Just a few quick observations today way in advance of the 2016 presidential election: -Strikes me the leftist democrat pa...
Friday, January 30, 2015

So Cliche: "Amy Childs Puts Her Ample Assets on Full Display in Cape Verde." Can't These Headline Hacks Ever Come Up With Anything Better Than "Ample Assets"?

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"Ample assets" ain't a bad phrase the first time you hear it.  Or maybe even after a few usages. But man ...
Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Fried Egg: Heart (& Belly) Warmin' New Details Emerge Concerning Captain Kangaroo's Last Meal on Earth. And It Had a Decidedly A-M (If Fundamentally Flawed) Flavor...

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Well, he did Captain a morning show, after all! According to the linked accounts, the Good Cap'n's Last Supper co...
Friday, January 23, 2015

No One's Listening: Obama's "State of the Union" Spiel Attracts "Lowest Audience in 15 Years" For the Highly Publicized Annual Event...

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BTW: Obama spoke this week?  Missed it. Must've had more important things to do that day. Like laying bathtub grout. ...
Tuesday, January 20, 2015

What a Reach (Around)! Billy Crystal Draws Ire of "Social" Media's Politically Correct Minions, Imploring: "Stop Shoving Gay Sex Scenes In My Face!" But I Agree!

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Here's how it is: I ain't tuning into some of favorite TV dramas (e.g., Banshee, Game of Thrones, Justified, etc., e...
Friday, January 16, 2015

Politically Incorrect: Former Slave Colony Barbados Becomes the Winter "Go-To Place for Celebrities" Like Model Jodie Marsh and Others...

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Other celebs seen recently on the former slave island's white sands include Simon Cowell, Lauren Silverman, Emma For...
Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Someone Ring the Cops: Who Is This Flabby, Mullet-Headed, Man-Boobed, Pasty-White Old Goober of a Dork Harassing This Hot Little Number?

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Regardless, meponders that this saucy little swallop Anjulie Persaud needs to trade up. Like yesterday. Leastways lest L...
Friday, January 9, 2015

Now These Positions Open Up All Sorts 'a Possibilities! Alec Baldwin's Old Lady Hilaria, 31, Gets Blasted on "Social Media" For Being a "Fame Whore." WTF?!?

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Pot meet kettle, "social media." 'Cause seems to me that you are chock full of little tiny people living do...
Tuesday, January 6, 2015

For Sarcophagus' Sake: "Thief Steals Hearse at Church with Casket & Body Still Inside"!

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Story's from South L.A.  The hearse in question was reportedly left idling in the church parking lot by the funeral parlor...
Friday, January 2, 2015

Holy Holiday Healthiness: "Melanie Sykes Has One Hell of a Bikini Body!" Uh...

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...That's one way to put it mildly. Realize that this broad is actually older than the Rager!?! Good Grief...
Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Disproportionate Response: "McDonald's Drive-Thru Patron Pulled Gun Over Missing Cheeseburger." That's Not Justice, My Friend...

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Retaliations that don't fit the slight have no place in the criminal world. None. Like when Don Vito Corleone refuses to ...
Tuesday, December 23, 2014

New Study: "Men Who Like Spicy Food Are Likely To Be Alpha Males." But I'm Calling Bullshit...

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You can't make a dish too spicy for me (and I'm talking culinary preferences here, not broads, although the same prin...
Friday, December 19, 2014

Bill Cosby Daughter Evin Rushes to Big Daddy's Defense: "He IS the Father You Thought You Knew!" I Gots Only 1 Thing to Say to This Broad...

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...Nice Rack. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/16/bill-cosby-daughter-statement_n_6334700.html http://www.dailymai...
Tuesday, December 16, 2014

May-December Dirtbags: Central States Should Be on the Lookout For These Two Slimeballs After The Old and the Not-So-Beautiful Escape from the Kentucky State Pen...

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The story's from WDKY Fox 56 in Lexington, Kentucky. The two brutes were in the joint for thievery before their escape. B...