Friday, January 30, 2015

So Cliche: "Amy Childs Puts Her Ample Assets on Full Display in Cape Verde." Can't These Headline Hacks Ever Come Up With Anything Better Than "Ample Assets"?

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"Ample assets" ain't a bad phrase the first time you hear it.  Or maybe even after a few usages. But man ...
Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Fried Egg: Heart (& Belly) Warmin' New Details Emerge Concerning Captain Kangaroo's Last Meal on Earth. And It Had a Decidedly A-M (If Fundamentally Flawed) Flavor...

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Well, he did Captain a morning show, after all! According to the linked accounts, the Good Cap'n's Last Supper co...
Friday, January 23, 2015

No One's Listening: Obama's "State of the Union" Spiel Attracts "Lowest Audience in 15 Years" For the Highly Publicized Annual Event...

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BTW: Obama spoke this week?  Missed it. Must've had more important things to do that day. Like laying bathtub grout. ...
Tuesday, January 20, 2015

What a Reach (Around)! Billy Crystal Draws Ire of "Social" Media's Politically Correct Minions, Imploring: "Stop Shoving Gay Sex Scenes In My Face!" But I Agree!

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Here's how it is: I ain't tuning into some of favorite TV dramas (e.g., Banshee, Game of Thrones, Justified, etc., e...
Friday, January 16, 2015

Politically Incorrect: Former Slave Colony Barbados Becomes the Winter "Go-To Place for Celebrities" Like Model Jodie Marsh and Others...

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Other celebs seen recently on the former slave island's white sands include Simon Cowell, Lauren Silverman, Emma For...
Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Someone Ring the Cops: Who Is This Flabby, Mullet-Headed, Man-Boobed, Pasty-White Old Goober of a Dork Harassing This Hot Little Number?

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Regardless, meponders that this saucy little swallop Anjulie Persaud needs to trade up. Like yesterday. Leastways lest L...
Friday, January 9, 2015

Now These Positions Open Up All Sorts 'a Possibilities! Alec Baldwin's Old Lady Hilaria, 31, Gets Blasted on "Social Media" For Being a "Fame Whore." WTF?!?

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Pot meet kettle, "social media." 'Cause seems to me that you are chock full of little tiny people living do...
Tuesday, January 6, 2015

For Sarcophagus' Sake: "Thief Steals Hearse at Church with Casket & Body Still Inside"!

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Story's from South L.A.  The hearse in question was reportedly left idling in the church parking lot by the funeral parlor...
Friday, January 2, 2015

Holy Holiday Healthiness: "Melanie Sykes Has One Hell of a Bikini Body!" Uh...

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...That's one way to put it mildly. Realize that this broad is actually older than the Rager!?! Good Grief...
Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Disproportionate Response: "McDonald's Drive-Thru Patron Pulled Gun Over Missing Cheeseburger." That's Not Justice, My Friend...

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Retaliations that don't fit the slight have no place in the criminal world. None. Like when Don Vito Corleone refuses to ...
Tuesday, December 23, 2014

New Study: "Men Who Like Spicy Food Are Likely To Be Alpha Males." But I'm Calling Bullshit...

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You can't make a dish too spicy for me (and I'm talking culinary preferences here, not broads, although the same prin...
Friday, December 19, 2014

Bill Cosby Daughter Evin Rushes to Big Daddy's Defense: "He IS the Father You Thought You Knew!" I Gots Only 1 Thing to Say to This Broad...

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...Nice Rack. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/16/bill-cosby-daughter-statement_n_6334700.html http://www.dailymai...
Tuesday, December 16, 2014

May-December Dirtbags: Central States Should Be on the Lookout For These Two Slimeballs After The Old and the Not-So-Beautiful Escape from the Kentucky State Pen...

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The story's from WDKY Fox 56 in Lexington, Kentucky. The two brutes were in the joint for thievery before their escape. B...
Friday, December 12, 2014

I Could Give a $$$uck? "Cash-Strapped Mother-of-Four Reveals She Is Selling Her Own Breast Milk to Fund Children's Christmas Presents"!

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It's a bit of a sad story that this 26-year-old broad Rebecca Hudson must resort to bartering her bazonga booze in or...
Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Hail the Tricky Dick (Or Else): "Obama Launches Profanity Laced Tirades Against the Press"...

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Which just goes to show:  If surveillance and harassment of the media do not at first succeed, then try try the more dire...
Friday, December 5, 2014

"Yes, They're Real!" But Was 25-Year-Old Model Gabi Grecko Trying to Assure Us About Her Bazooms or About Her Claim That She's a Couple With This 71-Year-Old Coffin Dodger!?

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This Aussie lassie Gabi recently took to an airplane shithouse to snap the above-featured side-teet Instagram. And...
Tuesday, December 2, 2014

G-O-Pea-Brained Priorities: gop-ers Don't Talk About the National Debt Anymore (Now $18 Trillion), Apparently More Interested in Such Things As Ravaging the Obama Daughters on Thanksgiving...

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I've noticed that even the right-winger gop-ers the past few years couldn't give a rat's ass (even in their us...
Thursday, November 27, 2014

No Turkey Day Porker Any Longer: A Healthy Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Sweater Suckles in "Ultra-Sheer Top"!

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Damn.  Thems, I mean she's, lookin' good these days (pics from a recent stroll in the Big Apple with her...
Friday, November 21, 2014

So He Finally Gets Around to It After All These Years? Obama Announces He Will Ordain by Executive Order that Five Million Illegal Immigrants Shall Be Deemed de facto "Legal"...

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" I Will Make It Legal ," scowled Senator Palpatine. But no worries -- Palpatine didn't become The Emperor u...
Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Rotten Guys Finish First? Hot Little Number Anna Hansen Is STILL With Disgraced Bike Jockey Lance Armstrong!?!

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Look at that broad! Good Grief, she's healthy! Which is why I don't understand why she continues to stay with her ...