Friday, August 29, 2014

Eating Their Own: Hyper-P.C. Leftists Actually Have the Gall to Accuse Left-Leaning Billy Crystal & Robin Williams of "Racism" for Crystal's Tribute to Williams at the Emmys! REALLY?!?

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Is there anyone, anything, at any time, that leftists do NOT scream "racism" over?  I've commented before that m...
Tuesday, August 26, 2014

2014 Emmys: "Breaking Bad" Wins Just About Everything It Was Nominated For (Nostalgia/End of Series Factor?), While "True Detective" Is SHUT OUT of All the Top Awards!

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Frankly not sure how "True Detective" could be completely left out of all the top Emmy awards Monday night, but I ...
Friday, August 22, 2014

There Outta Be a Law! Bosomy Broad Strolls Around Topless in Public Trying to Fool People with Spray-Painted Bazongas!

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This cannot, or least should not, be legal. This Danish model walked the streets recently with what appeared to be a...
Tuesday, August 19, 2014

"Working Moms Have New Breastfeeding Rights Under ObamaCare": I Take Back Every Vile Thing I've Ever Said About that Leftist Legislative Monstrosity!

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Ya know, Obama and his fellow leftist 20 percenters could sure use to work a lot more tits and ass into their sleazy ways....
Thursday, August 14, 2014

Won't Share Yer Meatballs, Uh? Well, He Gots Some Meatballs For Ya! Chinese Healthcare Worker Allegedly "Cuts Off Four Patients' Testicles After They Didn't Share Their Meatball Stew With Him"!

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This one may sound like another horror story from Obama's and W Bush's V.A. system, but instead it comes from Chin...
Friday, August 8, 2014

"Pretty in Pink": Victoria's Secret Model Chanel Iman Takes Her Bum to the Beach in Mexico for a "Hard Day of Posing"!

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If only they had instead cast this 23-year-old hot little number Chanel in the old John Hughes picture of the same...
Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Why Don't We Do It In the Road? 48-Year-Old Texas Science Teacher Allegedly "Had Sex Repeatedly With 14-Year-Old Student For Over a Year," Including "ON A ROAD" Near the Lad's School!

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I guess Teach (Kristina Lynn Moore of Katy, Texas) thought no one will be watching us, so why don't we do it in the ...
Friday, August 1, 2014

So All It Takes to Get the Paparazzi to Chase a Broad Around Is To Be a "Former BFF" of Kim Kardashian?: "Nikki Lund Shows of Bikini Body at the Beach"...

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I'm trying to follow the logic here (or lack thereof). The Kardashians draw incessant pop culture media coverage for ...
Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Worm Limits: "Disgusting Critters Invade the Upper Chamber, the United States Senate"!...

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But I really don't see what the "news" is here.  Last time I checked, Harry Reid, Ted Cruz, John McCain and Be...
Friday, July 25, 2014

Hold On, We Ain't Finished! "Couple Has Sex on Top of Chipotle Restaurant in Delaware," But Allegedly Keeps Goin' At It Even After Cops Tell Them To Stop!

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Cops say the unsightly shenanigans of 27-year-old Nicole Germack and 39-year-old Michael Suh were quite visible from the str...
Sunday, July 20, 2014

Will She or Won't She? leftist "Rock Star" & Sexagenarian Native American Elizabeth Warren Needs to Run for President in 2016 Before Her Final Window Closes. But Will leftists Ramp Up Pressure on Her to Actually Run?

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No president has ever assumed office past the age of 69 in American history. Leftist hero and current democrat party Massach...
Friday, July 18, 2014

The Beginning of the End of Days? Yesterday Brings an Awful Air Disaster with Potentially Huge International Implications, an Israeli Invasion of Gaza, & Other Assorted Chaos...

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A browse through yesterday's headlines could be viewed by me, by you, or by Gwen Stefani as altogether mighty frightenin...
Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Lowest Common Denominator: Obama Tweets at the Reading Level of a 7th Grader, Says Published Analysis of Celebrity Tweet Sophistication. What a Surprise!

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...This from an analysis last week from Time Magazine (not exactly a bastion of right-winger propaganda). And it goes to a ...
Friday, July 11, 2014

Lame Excuse: Hilary Defends the Clinton Dynasty & the "Inevitability" of Her Presidency, Proclaiming That "We Had the Two Roosevelts!" Uh, Weren't FDR & Teddy Barely Even Related?!?

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When I heard this statement from Hilary this week, my reaction was, "You gotta be freakin' kidding me over here!...
Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Smart-Asses: "Match.com & Mensa Create Dating Site for People With High IQs." But How's a Boutsa Hook-Up Site For All Us Dumbskies?

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I'm talkin' about a dating site specially devoted to all of the idiots out there, like those of us here in here in ...
Thursday, July 3, 2014

He Cheated on THESE? For THAT? British Glamour Doll Katie "Jordan" Price & Her Curvaceous Charleys Make Colorful First Public Appearance After Reports That Her Old Man Allegedly Banged Her Best Friend...

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What was this fool thinkin'?!?  Let's see here: This guy Kieran Hayler could be with the comely chesticles of ...
Friday, June 27, 2014

Racist Lush? New Book Recounts Dinner Last Year Where Hillary Reportedly Unleashed "Booze-Fueled Rant" at President Obama, Hurling F-Bombs His Way & Calling Him a "JOKE"!

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Goodness Gracious! Of all things I might accuse Hillary Clinton of being, the terms racist and lush never would've com...
Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Give Him 15 Yards For Trippin': "'Police Officer of the Year' Caught on Video Tripping Students As They Stormed Soccer Field." Good For Him!

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He's Georgetown cop George Bermudez, and apparently a former "police officer of the year." And he oughta get...
Thursday, June 19, 2014

Non-Cooperative: NBC News' White House Bloviator Chuck Todd Actually Declares Obama Presidency "Over" in the Eyes of the Public Based on Recent Dismal Poll Numbers. Man, Chuck Could Sure Use Some Straightenin' Out!

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Doesn't this Todd guy know you can't just go around talking like that?  Who the fuck does this guy think he is, an...
Monday, June 16, 2014

That's One Bigoted Bird: "Racist Swan Accused of Attacking Ethnic Minorities"...

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The swan (and obvious Obama opponent) lives at England's exclusive Warwick University, and it's apparently the most...
Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Shot Heard 'Round the World: In an Historic Victory for Political Gridlock in DC, Virginia gop-er Primary Voters Kick gop-er House Majority Leader Eric Cantor's Ass to the Curb in Favor of Unknown Stammering Political Lightweight Dave Brat!

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This big fat Brat had no money against the Cantor machine, but still won, signaling a complete grassroots revolt against belt...