Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Worm Limits: "Disgusting Critters Invade the Upper Chamber, the United States Senate"!...

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But I really don't see what the "news" is here.  Last time I checked, Harry Reid, Ted Cruz, John McCain and Be...
Friday, July 25, 2014

Hold On, We Ain't Finished! "Couple Has Sex on Top of Chipotle Restaurant in Delaware," But Allegedly Keeps Goin' At It Even After Cops Tell Them To Stop!

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Cops say the unsightly shenanigans of 27-year-old Nicole Germack and 39-year-old Michael Suh were quite visible from the str...
Sunday, July 20, 2014

Will She or Won't She? leftist "Rock Star" & Sexagenarian Native American Elizabeth Warren Needs to Run for President in 2016 Before Her Final Window Closes. But Will leftists Ramp Up Pressure on Her to Actually Run?

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No president has ever assumed office past the age of 69 in American history. Leftist hero and current democrat party Massach...
Friday, July 18, 2014

The Beginning of the End of Days? Yesterday Brings an Awful Air Disaster with Potentially Huge International Implications, an Israeli Invasion of Gaza, & Other Assorted Chaos...

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A browse through yesterday's headlines could be viewed by me, by you, or by Gwen Stefani as altogether mighty frightenin...
Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Lowest Common Denominator: Obama Tweets at the Reading Level of a 7th Grader, Says Published Analysis of Celebrity Tweet Sophistication. What a Surprise!

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...This from an analysis last week from Time Magazine (not exactly a bastion of right-winger propaganda). And it goes to a ...
Friday, July 11, 2014

Lame Excuse: Hilary Defends the Clinton Dynasty & the "Inevitability" of Her Presidency, Proclaiming That "We Had the Two Roosevelts!" Uh, Weren't FDR & Teddy Barely Even Related?!?

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When I heard this statement from Hilary this week, my reaction was, "You gotta be freakin' kidding me over here!...
Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Smart-Asses: "Match.com & Mensa Create Dating Site for People With High IQs." But How's a Boutsa Hook-Up Site For All Us Dumbskies?

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I'm talkin' about a dating site specially devoted to all of the idiots out there, like those of us here in here in ...
Thursday, July 3, 2014

He Cheated on THESE? For THAT? British Glamour Doll Katie "Jordan" Price & Her Curvaceous Charleys Make Colorful First Public Appearance After Reports That Her Old Man Allegedly Banged Her Best Friend...

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What was this fool thinkin'?!?  Let's see here: This guy Kieran Hayler could be with the comely chesticles of ...
Friday, June 27, 2014

Racist Lush? New Book Recounts Dinner Last Year Where Hillary Reportedly Unleashed "Booze-Fueled Rant" at President Obama, Hurling F-Bombs His Way & Calling Him a "JOKE"!

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Goodness Gracious! Of all things I might accuse Hillary Clinton of being, the terms racist and lush never would've com...
Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Give Him 15 Yards For Trippin': "'Police Officer of the Year' Caught on Video Tripping Students As They Stormed Soccer Field." Good For Him!

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He's Georgetown cop George Bermudez, and apparently a former "police officer of the year." And he oughta get...
Thursday, June 19, 2014

Non-Cooperative: NBC News' White House Bloviator Chuck Todd Actually Declares Obama Presidency "Over" in the Eyes of the Public Based on Recent Dismal Poll Numbers. Man, Chuck Could Sure Use Some Straightenin' Out!

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Doesn't this Todd guy know you can't just go around talking like that?  Who the fuck does this guy think he is, an...
Monday, June 16, 2014

That's One Bigoted Bird: "Racist Swan Accused of Attacking Ethnic Minorities"...

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The swan (and obvious Obama opponent) lives at England's exclusive Warwick University, and it's apparently the most...
Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Shot Heard 'Round the World: In an Historic Victory for Political Gridlock in DC, Virginia gop-er Primary Voters Kick gop-er House Majority Leader Eric Cantor's Ass to the Curb in Favor of Unknown Stammering Political Lightweight Dave Brat!

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This big fat Brat had no money against the Cantor machine, but still won, signaling a complete grassroots revolt against belt...
Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Old Laid: 31-Year-old "Extreme Boy Toy Takes 91-Year-Old Girlfriend Home to Meet His Mom (Who's 41 Years Younger Than Her)" -- Says the Sex Is Great!

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Ya know, it's one thing for a dude to refer to his broad as the old lady. But when the dame is, in actuality, pushing 10...
Friday, June 6, 2014

Rack Attack: "Topless Women Take to the Streets of New York City to Protest Internet Censorship" As Part of the "Free the Nipple" Movement!

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They're forced to keep their cans covered up most of the time, and they're mad as hell about it!!! This we...
Sunday, June 1, 2014

Man Is a Loon: REM's Michael Stipe Shits On Legacy of RNR Hall of Famers Nirvana Saturday, Claims ONLY Things They Rebelled Against in 1990 Were Right-Wingers! REALLY? Stifle Stipe, Since You Were Clearly in a Coma That Year!...

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I grew up in the very same time period.  Nirvana's guys were about a year or two older than me.  And I can't think o...
Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Why Couldn't She Have Signed It?!? CNN Anchor Carol Costello Recalls Fondly the Good Ol' Days When Michelle Obama "Signed the Hunger-Free Kids Act Into Law"...

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Reportedly, only the elected president himself can technically schmecnilly sign bills into law, but isn't that just a sh...
Friday, May 23, 2014

Holy Juice Jugs: When Did It Become Newsworthy For Some Broad to Sashay Around in Public Holding a Bottle of Green Slime?!?

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ANS:  When Kelly Brook recently left her front door wearing that outfit, that's when. The British actress and m...
Friday, May 16, 2014

Ass Is Out: "Pervert Dads" Reportedly Have 17-Year-Old Broad with "Big Ass" Booted Right Outta Prom Night For Allegedly Shakin' That Ass Like a Salt Shaker in "Provocative" Attire!

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She's 17-year-old high school senior Clare Hettinger of Richmond, Virginia, and that's her ass and pic above, fr...
Monday, May 12, 2014

Ghost Busted: "Paranormal Activity" Actress Claims She Was Raped by a Spirit, But Thoroughly Enjoyed the Experience!

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Says the above-pictured Natasha Black about the night she got banged by a specter:  "At first I was very confus...
Friday, May 9, 2014

W-T-F?!? Model Cara Delevingne Refuses to Get Tongue Tied Around "BFF" & Bradley Cooper Girlfriend Suki Waterhouse!

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Hey, if this hot little number Cara ever wants to lick my armpit in the shower or lap the side of my face like a fre...
Wednesday, May 7, 2014

"Obama Supporters: Not Liking Mexican Food Is Racist." But Does That Mean That LIKIN' Mexican Food Absolves One of All His Racism?

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Look it.  I don't like Obama's policies.  I don't like him personally.  There's not a thing about that in...
Friday, May 2, 2014

OH MY!!! Rihanna Outdoes Herself Yet Again, Bares Full Nips & Ass for French Magazine!

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Last time I checked in here with Rihanna, she was smokin' some cigarettes and showin' some bare ass as she paddled ...