Monday, March 31, 2014

Sick Stereotype: "Mugshot Accumulator Draws Up Most Likely Faces to Be Arrested for Drug Offenses." Really?!?

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I'm personally offended over here.  I take that composite mugshot as an affront. A great slight. The ultimate disrespect...
Friday, March 28, 2014

"Did She Get a Boob Job?," Queries Headline Concerning Glee's Naya Rivera. Are You Kidding Me? Is Vladimir Putin's Melon Big, Round & Oversized?

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After and before pics from Miss Naya above. OF COURSE she just upsized them cans! Please! And a very healthy enhancement it ...
Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Vatican Chief Justice: "Obama's Policies 'Have Become PROGRESSIVELY More Hostile Toward Christian Civilization.'" But Ain't That the Name of the Game?

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Says Cardinal Leo Raymond Burke (an obvious racist) (pictured above) this week:  "The policies of the president of the U...
Monday, March 24, 2014

Makin' Some Shit-Faced Sense: Florida Man Gets Busted for DUI, Tells Cops He Was Just Trying to "Drive It Off" by Heading to a Bar After the Old Lady Told Him He Drinks Too Much...

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61-year-old Michael Moore has a simple story (link below). He says he was downing some brews at home recently when the old la...
Friday, March 21, 2014

He Did NOT Have Sexual Relations With That Woman! But If That Be True, Then Why the Hell Didn't He?!?

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She's 23-year-old British "reality TV star" Amy Childs. And Good Grief, just a take a look at that broad...
Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Way Overblown: "College Group Bans White People From 'Diversity Happy Hour,'" But Purports to Take No Action Prohibiting Honkies From Simply Getting Their Drink On in the Back of the Joint...

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Hey, if the non-crackas at this Washington state college (link below) want to ban me and segregate me to a different part o...
Friday, March 14, 2014

Why the Long Face? Israeli Supermodel Bar Refaeli Laments Her Trouble Finding a Man. Pssst: Hey Baby, I'm Up for Grabs!

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When not strutting scantily clad around a Thai beach over the past week (pics above), the 28-year-old former Sports Illust...
Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Cable Die: "Man Charged With Fatally Stabbing Wife During Argument Over Cable Bill"! Shouldn't That Be the Other Way Around?

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I can see where this would go down in the reverse:  The old man orders a bunch of pay-per-view porn, jacks up the monthly bi...
Friday, March 7, 2014

Freaking Amish: 23-Year-Old Reality TV Star Kate Stoltz Drops Her Bonnet & Suspenders to Pursue Modeling Career, Much to Chagrin of Her Old Man the Bishop!

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Stoltz starred on TLC's "Breaking Amish," which featured a bunch of young Amish and Mennonite ingrates lookin...
Wednesday, March 5, 2014

"Thanks Taxpayers! Globetrotting Michelle Obama Announces Luxurious Vacation to China." But Quit Yer Belly Achin', Already, Right-Wingers!

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Says the right-winger website Daily Caller:  "Fresh off the first family's sixth annual winter vacation to the Hawa...
Monday, March 3, 2014

"Obama the Executioner": What a Rather Rude Description!

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No, that statement didn't come from some gop-er or other deranged right-winger.  Nor did it come from an Independent.  I...
Friday, February 28, 2014

No Objection, Your Honor! Young High Court Judge Broad in Bosnia Photographed Sunbathing Buck Naked on Her Desk!

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For good measure, Her Honor reportedly started exercising in the buff while she was at it -- right there in chambers! And fr...
Wednesday, February 26, 2014

"The Next Step: 3-D Printing the Human Body"! But Will It Allow, Say, Combining the Likes of Obama, Boehner & Pelosi into a Big Frankenstein Hyper Partisan Freak Print Job?

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If so, then you'd have in full living color -- albeit with all the same cardboard personality of the real-life creatures...
Monday, February 24, 2014

They Tell Me She Looks Like "Hillary Haggard," But She Sounds A Lot Like Every Other Politician...

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"Hillary Haggard" was a headline late last week on the Drudge Report, as the high-traffic right-winger news agg...
Friday, February 21, 2014

"The President Has Seen My Boobs": "True Detective" TV Actress Broad with Best New Rack of 2014 Points the Nipple at Obama...

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[This one is dedicated to a very nice, sweet broad with whom I grew up named Kristen...] She's "True Detective...
Monday, February 17, 2014

McPerfect Monday: Blonde Broad, Booze, Burgers, Bathing Suit, Boobs & Baywatch!

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As the story goes, "Young woman dressed in Baywatch costume downs a pint of beer at McDonald's as part of shocking ...
Friday, February 14, 2014

Banana Republic: Leftists in Nicaragua "Scrap Terms Limits" to Allow "President" Daniel Ortega (No Apparent Relation to Carmen) to Serve Endless Terms. Just the Example We Need!

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The Nicaraguan leftists' power grab "makes the impoverished country the latest in a string of Latin American nation...
Wednesday, February 12, 2014

They Don't Call It GAS for Nuttin': Heifer Hurt After "Flatulent Cows Start Fire at Dairy Farm"...

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And despite its vague references to portly creatures and passing gas, this is one news headline that actually has nothing to...
Monday, February 10, 2014

"Most Painful Speech Ever": Lefty Journalists Lambaste Performance & Skit of Black Congresswoman Donna Edwards (D-MD) at the Washington Press Club Annual Dinner...

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There those leftists go again.  Racist misogynists. http://www.politico.com/story/2014/02/donna-edwards-speech-103238.htm...
Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Legislation Even I Can Support: "Bill Would Add 'None of the Above' as Choice on Election Ballots"...

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It gets tiresome when I go to the voting booth. I'm there, typically, to cast my habitual protest vote against the rotte...
Monday, February 3, 2014

20 Items OR ELSE: Old Florida Curmudeon Allegedly Batters Disabled Walmart Patron with Shopping Cart for Going Through Express Line with Two Items Too Many!

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Ya know, I'm not so sure that the ol' "20 items or less" restriction at the Walmart express line is exactl...
Friday, January 31, 2014

New Study: "Alcohol Can Boost Your Immune System"...

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And here I'd thunk it was just a freak that I haven't had a cold since '97. http://atlanta.cbslocal....