Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Oh My, the Truly Special Things that New Year's Eve Means to So Many of Us as the Day Ushers in a Fresh New Year...

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I'm nearly giddy and ecstatic over here as I ponder all the bright possibilities that 2014 has to offer. Please allow me ...
Friday, December 27, 2013

Beat Them Little Shits Early & Often: Unique Parenting Book From 1994 Still Makes the Rounds on Amazon with a Message that the Only Bad Beating Is No Beating At All...

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He ain't no Santa Clause.  It's titled, "To Train Up a Child" -- a "parenting book" written by...
Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Christmas Spirit: "Daddy Gave Us Matching Boob Jobs!," Say Cali Sisters After Their Plastic Surgeon Old Man Went to Work on 'Em...

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He did a real number on 'em, too. To the tune of about 32-C. But ya know... If your old man's a fisherman, you...
Monday, December 23, 2013

No Leg to Stand On: Creepy Hardware Store Zombie With No Legs & Only One Arm Turns Out NOT to be a Real Zombie!

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Turns out, you see, that he was just pulling your leg. The recent YouTube video appeared to show a real-life, one-limbe...
Friday, December 20, 2013

Leave It To Beaver: Playboy's Miss January 2013 Dani Mathers Seems to Bear Little or No Actual Resemblance to Her '60s TV Child Star Namesake, Jerry...

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[ Preface : This one is for my good friend, HAH, who lost an important person today. I've promised HAH this Dani...
Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Daddy Made 'Em Do It: "Bank-Robbing Brother & Sister Who Claimed They Were Forced Into Heists By Their Father Given Lengthy Prison Sentences"...

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Kids:  Never pull a bank job with a sibling. ...Even if the old man okays it first. http://www.630wpro.com/common/more....
Monday, December 16, 2013

"Husband Admits Gunning Down His 42-Year-Old Teacher Wife in Front of Their Son, 3, After Discovering Her Affair with 20-Year-Old Former Student." Dude!

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What are ya thinkin', man?!? Walk away! Divorce the broad! Act like a master of your own destiny... OR, just whack he...
Friday, December 13, 2013

Up For Grabs? Following Alleged "Separation" of 19-Year-Old Courtney Stodden From Her 53-Year-Old Hubby, I Question Whether This Big Buxom Fake-Boobed Broad Is Truly Back on the Market...

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"TV personality" Stodden this week retreated to a Cali beach for some sunbathing and various self-taken,...
Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Anything to Avoid Cookin' Supper: Broad Allegedly Caps Her Hubby in Drive-By Shooting as the Old Man Works in His Driveway!

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The story's from Warren County, Mississippi, where cops say 58-year-old Mary Lou Neeley pulled up in her car and shot h...
Monday, December 9, 2013

"Illegal Immigrants Allowed to Practice Law in California" Under New Law Passed There...

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to take the MCAT. http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/10/06/us-usa-immigration-calif...
Friday, December 6, 2013

Better First Check the Letter Next to the Name: "Biden Urges Chinese Students to Take Inspiration from Young Americans & Challenge Their Government Leaders"...

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Right! 2013 America: Where the citizens have unbridled freedom to speak out in opposition against their government... Unl...
Wednesday, December 4, 2013

The Crying Lame: Latest Tear-Jerker from "Leaker" of the House John "Party Time" Boehner Has Him All Choked Up Over Once Having to Perform Manual Labor For His Old Man!

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Man. This gop-er career politician just can't seem to ever give an interview without letting the tears fly. The latest i...
Monday, December 2, 2013

What Second Amendment? "New York Man Charged with Harrassment for Repeatedly Firing Civil War Cannon at Neighbors' Homes"...

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Hello! The cannon was unloaded , people! (Link below). Nobody was gonna get hurt over there! This story worries me. It bri...
Friday, November 29, 2013

Some Broads Are Just Better Suited as MILFs Than Book Authors: Kate Gosselin's New Cookbook Gets Panned by Critics as "Sordid Attempt to Stay Relevant"!

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Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Finding the Racist Under Every Bed, Part 2: UCLA Professor "Corrects Minority Students' Capitalization & Grammar, Is Accused of Racism"...

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...The racist conduct at issue apparently extends to correcting punctuation as well. Oh, the humanity. I just worry what th...
Monday, November 25, 2013

Left-u-cation: "Obama Biography Required Reading for Fourth Graders" in Illinois, "Casts White Americans Who Disagree with Obama's Politics as Racist." Well, This Racist Has a Few Questions...

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To wit: 1. When in the hell did Jimmy Carter and Oprah Winfrey start writing children's books? 2. Given that Carter ...
Friday, November 22, 2013

"We Didn't Use the Nuclear Option!" (Until Now): democrat party Goes Nuclear to Allow Obama's Judicial & Executive Branch Nominees to be Confirmed in the Senate on a Simple Majority Vote That Ends Any Filibuster...

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I can still recall arguing with a pack of leftists one night on the Facebook in the past few years.  I got my procedural gim...
Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Lost Opportunity: Obama Leaves Out "Under God" From His Out-of-Town Recording of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address on its 150th Anniversary -- But Why Stop There?

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Why stop at a paltry two words? If you're gonna start omitting or changing the things you don't like in Lincoln...
Monday, November 18, 2013

LOL: Literally! "Football Coach Fired After He Planned Party for 12-Year-Olds at HOOTERS, Then Refused to Change Venue, Insisting 'It's Not a Strip Club'"!

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He's Corbett Middle School football coach Randy Burbach, and a part of me says this dude's a man after my own...