Friday, November 29, 2013

Some Broads Are Just Better Suited as MILFs Than Book Authors: Kate Gosselin's New Cookbook Gets Panned by Critics as "Sordid Attempt to Stay Relevant"!

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Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Finding the Racist Under Every Bed, Part 2: UCLA Professor "Corrects Minority Students' Capitalization & Grammar, Is Accused of Racism"...

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...The racist conduct at issue apparently extends to correcting punctuation as well. Oh, the humanity. I just worry what th...
Monday, November 25, 2013

Left-u-cation: "Obama Biography Required Reading for Fourth Graders" in Illinois, "Casts White Americans Who Disagree with Obama's Politics as Racist." Well, This Racist Has a Few Questions...

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To wit: 1. When in the hell did Jimmy Carter and Oprah Winfrey start writing children's books? 2. Given that Carter ...
Friday, November 22, 2013

"We Didn't Use the Nuclear Option!" (Until Now): democrat party Goes Nuclear to Allow Obama's Judicial & Executive Branch Nominees to be Confirmed in the Senate on a Simple Majority Vote That Ends Any Filibuster...

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I can still recall arguing with a pack of leftists one night on the Facebook in the past few years.  I got my procedural gim...
Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Lost Opportunity: Obama Leaves Out "Under God" From His Out-of-Town Recording of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address on its 150th Anniversary -- But Why Stop There?

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Why stop at a paltry two words? If you're gonna start omitting or changing the things you don't like in Lincoln...
Monday, November 18, 2013

LOL: Literally! "Football Coach Fired After He Planned Party for 12-Year-Olds at HOOTERS, Then Refused to Change Venue, Insisting 'It's Not a Strip Club'"!

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He's Corbett Middle School football coach Randy Burbach, and a part of me says this dude's a man after my own...
Friday, November 15, 2013

Bewitched: An "American Horror Story" Solution to Obama's Current Obamacare Woes (Hint: It Involves Casting a Spell)...

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You might call these some rather rough times for Obama. He's been caught in the repeated lie of "if you like your c...
Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Leave Me Alone, I'm Only Sleeping: 14-Year-Old Lazy Bones in Georgia Gets Tossed in the Hoosegow for Sleeping In & Refusing to Get Up! (Well, and a Few Other Things...)

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This 14-year-old in Athens, Georgia must be taking a cue from new NYC mayor Bill "I Ain't No Morning Person" de...
Monday, November 11, 2013

Gobbledygook: Obamacare Website Now Just Spews a Bunch of Nonsensical Jibberish at You If You Try to Visit...

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Serves Obama right for getting his speechwriters involved in the website's rollout. http://www.examiner.com/article/a...
Friday, November 8, 2013

Good Grief! Big Bosomy French Broad Refuses to Surrender, Hits Back at Catholic School for Canning Her for "Playing a Bikini-Clad 'Cougar' in a French Rap Video"...

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The linked story says 50-year-old Catholic high school assistant Veronique "Boom Boom" Bonazzola was given her w...
Wednesday, November 6, 2013

New Study: "People Look More at Women's Chests Than Their Faces." But I Don't Think I Can Agree with That...

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Sure, the rack is the first place that any self-respectin' dude focuses on. But here's the thing: That always has to...
Monday, November 4, 2013

The Plagiarizin' Pigs: "Jon Stewart Tells Media to 'Go Fuck Yourselves' for Using His Obamacare Jokes to Criticize Obama"! But What's Good for the Media Is Good for the Leftist...

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Rager to Jon Stewart:  Go Fuck Yourself for lifting and using one of my catchphrases without permission or attribution. ...
Friday, November 1, 2013

STOP THE PRESS: Obama a Liar?!? "Obama Administration Knew Millions Could Not Keep Their Health Insurance" if Obamacare Passed.
NO WAY!

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This laughable headline this week, BTW, comes from leftist news outlet NBC ( i.e. MSNBC) News -- not exactly a bastion of ...
Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Halloween Eve Inspires List of the Five Most Maniacal Moments So Far from Current Seasons of AMC & FX Shockfests "The Walking Dead" & "American Horror Story: Coven"...

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These great moments in American television are culled from the fall episodes (current short-lived seasons) of "Th...
Monday, October 28, 2013

"It Ain't Gun Control We Need, It's Sin Control": Cuban Leftist Fidel Castro Takes a Sharp Turn to the Right!

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I think I've now seen it all. What's next? The Duck Dynasty guys extolling the virtues of abortion and deficit spen...
Friday, October 25, 2013

The Old Man From Hell: Hubby Convicted for Giving His Old Lady a Good Beating with a Spoon, and a Whole Lotta More, When She Wouldn't Call Him "Sir" in Front of the Kids!

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He's 45-year-old Dan "Dirty" Kirby Kopp (pictured above) of Ephrata, Pennsylvania, and a jury there has found ...
Monday, October 21, 2013

Check Them Glasses: Woody Allen Calls New Claim "Fictitious" That His Son Ronan Was "Possibly" Fathered by Frank Sinatra When Ol' Blue Eyes Banged Allen's Ex-Old Lady Mia Farrow in the '80s. RIGHT!

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Take a look at creepy old Woody, and then just take a gander at Ronan Farrow and the late Sinatra, as pictured above. The...
Friday, October 18, 2013

Men on the Moon: Debt Opponents Exposed for Exaggerating the $16.7 Trillion National Debt, Claiming the Debt Stacked in $1 Bills Could Stretch to the Moon Four Times!

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However, and thankfully, the objective media watchdogs at Media Maddens.org were quick this week to debunk the debt worrie...
Wednesday, October 16, 2013

My Perfect Prediction that Hillary's 2016 Running Mate Will Be Current Newark Mayor Cory Booker Just Keeps Gaining Momentum...

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I'll spare everyone a regurgitation of the reasons why Cory Booker will be Hillary's vice president running mate in ...
Friday, October 11, 2013

With About a Year Until the 2014 Midterms, I Thought It Worth a Few Moments to Reflect on a Most Beautiful Word in the American Lexicon:
G-R-I-D-L-O-C-K!

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I've said it before (and even despite my disagreement with the current government shutdown):  Gridlock is good. Gridlock...
Wednesday, October 9, 2013

That's My Girl: "Shocking Moment Girl Aged Seven Steals Mobile Phone Out of a Woman's Handbag Under the Approving Eye of Mother"!

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But on the positive side of this demented story (links below), Mama does appear to have a great rack. http://www.oppos...