Friday, November 15, 2013

Bewitched: An "American Horror Story" Solution to Obama's Current Obamacare Woes (Hint: It Involves Casting a Spell)...

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You might call these some rather rough times for Obama. He's been caught in the repeated lie of "if you like your c...
Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Leave Me Alone, I'm Only Sleeping: 14-Year-Old Lazy Bones in Georgia Gets Tossed in the Hoosegow for Sleeping In & Refusing to Get Up! (Well, and a Few Other Things...)

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This 14-year-old in Athens, Georgia must be taking a cue from new NYC mayor Bill "I Ain't No Morning Person" de...
Monday, November 11, 2013

Gobbledygook: Obamacare Website Now Just Spews a Bunch of Nonsensical Jibberish at You If You Try to Visit...

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Serves Obama right for getting his speechwriters involved in the website's rollout. http://www.examiner.com/article/a...
Friday, November 8, 2013

Good Grief! Big Bosomy French Broad Refuses to Surrender, Hits Back at Catholic School for Canning Her for "Playing a Bikini-Clad 'Cougar' in a French Rap Video"...

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The linked story says 50-year-old Catholic high school assistant Veronique "Boom Boom" Bonazzola was given her w...
Wednesday, November 6, 2013

New Study: "People Look More at Women's Chests Than Their Faces." But I Don't Think I Can Agree with That...

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Sure, the rack is the first place that any self-respectin' dude focuses on. But here's the thing: That always has to...
Monday, November 4, 2013

The Plagiarizin' Pigs: "Jon Stewart Tells Media to 'Go Fuck Yourselves' for Using His Obamacare Jokes to Criticize Obama"! But What's Good for the Media Is Good for the Leftist...

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Rager to Jon Stewart:  Go Fuck Yourself for lifting and using one of my catchphrases without permission or attribution. ...
Friday, November 1, 2013

STOP THE PRESS: Obama a Liar?!? "Obama Administration Knew Millions Could Not Keep Their Health Insurance" if Obamacare Passed.
NO WAY!

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This laughable headline this week, BTW, comes from leftist news outlet NBC ( i.e. MSNBC) News -- not exactly a bastion of ...
Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Halloween Eve Inspires List of the Five Most Maniacal Moments So Far from Current Seasons of AMC & FX Shockfests "The Walking Dead" & "American Horror Story: Coven"...

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These great moments in American television are culled from the fall episodes (current short-lived seasons) of "Th...
Monday, October 28, 2013

"It Ain't Gun Control We Need, It's Sin Control": Cuban Leftist Fidel Castro Takes a Sharp Turn to the Right!

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I think I've now seen it all. What's next? The Duck Dynasty guys extolling the virtues of abortion and deficit spen...
Friday, October 25, 2013

The Old Man From Hell: Hubby Convicted for Giving His Old Lady a Good Beating with a Spoon, and a Whole Lotta More, When She Wouldn't Call Him "Sir" in Front of the Kids!

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He's 45-year-old Dan "Dirty" Kirby Kopp (pictured above) of Ephrata, Pennsylvania, and a jury there has found ...
Monday, October 21, 2013

Check Them Glasses: Woody Allen Calls New Claim "Fictitious" That His Son Ronan Was "Possibly" Fathered by Frank Sinatra When Ol' Blue Eyes Banged Allen's Ex-Old Lady Mia Farrow in the '80s. RIGHT!

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Take a look at creepy old Woody, and then just take a gander at Ronan Farrow and the late Sinatra, as pictured above. The...
Friday, October 18, 2013

Men on the Moon: Debt Opponents Exposed for Exaggerating the $16.7 Trillion National Debt, Claiming the Debt Stacked in $1 Bills Could Stretch to the Moon Four Times!

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However, and thankfully, the objective media watchdogs at Media Maddens.org were quick this week to debunk the debt worrie...
Wednesday, October 16, 2013

My Perfect Prediction that Hillary's 2016 Running Mate Will Be Current Newark Mayor Cory Booker Just Keeps Gaining Momentum...

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I'll spare everyone a regurgitation of the reasons why Cory Booker will be Hillary's vice president running mate in ...
Friday, October 11, 2013

With About a Year Until the 2014 Midterms, I Thought It Worth a Few Moments to Reflect on a Most Beautiful Word in the American Lexicon:
G-R-I-D-L-O-C-K!

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I've said it before (and even despite my disagreement with the current government shutdown):  Gridlock is good. Gridlock...
Wednesday, October 9, 2013

That's My Girl: "Shocking Moment Girl Aged Seven Steals Mobile Phone Out of a Woman's Handbag Under the Approving Eye of Mother"!

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But on the positive side of this demented story (links below), Mama does appear to have a great rack. http://www.oppos...
Monday, October 7, 2013

Devoted Leftist Big Apple Mayoral Candidate Bill de Blasio Complains About Being Called a "Leftist": Maybe Next He'll Object to Being Referred to as "Bill"?

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The New York City mayoral race would have been so much more entertaining if Anthony's Weiner hadn't effectively pul...
Friday, October 4, 2013

What $17 Trillion National Debt? Federal Government Spends $100,000 to Build a Rudimentary Shithouse at a Remote National Park in Alaska!

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The not-so-plush privy (model version pictured at the top) is to be erected at Alaska's Swede Park Trail Head (links be...
Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Two Peas: W Bush Sincerely Advises Obama, "Keep Golfing." And AGAIN I Find Myself Agreeing with a Slimy Partisan (In a Disturbing Recent Trend)!

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Says W Bush this past week (link below):  "I see [Obama] criticized for playing golf. I think he ought to play golf . ....
Monday, September 30, 2013

I Do Not Agree With gop-er party Threatening a Government Shutdown Unless the democrat party Agrees to a Delay or Defunding of Obamacare. And I Have My Own Particular, Independent Reasons...

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I really despise commenting on this ongoing drama. I hate letting these two rotten parties dictate anything to me, such...
Friday, September 27, 2013

"Testicle-Eating Fish Related to Piranha Caught in New Jersey": Sounds Like a Damn Monster Movie!

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This fish story from New Jersey (link below) -- documenting a particularly nasty strain of fish referred to, in highly ori...
Wednesday, September 25, 2013

"tea party Seeks Same Treatment that socialist party Gets." GRANTED!

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The tea party's request was made to the IRS in recent days, "asking for permission to keep their donors secret -- j...
Monday, September 23, 2013

Infanticide Now: democrat party Official in Cali Wishes Death on Children of Aide to gop-er U.S. Senator, While Leftist Kansas Professor Wishes Death on Children of NRA Members...

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But I don't really see why either of these matters (links below) is much of a news story. It's not like the party o...