Friday, August 30, 2013

The Key to Happiness & Success in Life, Courtesy of Big Apple's Nanny, Mayor Bloomberg: Cut Down on Them Damn Wasteful Shithouse Visits, Among Other Useful Suggestions!

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Spewed Bloomberg in an interview this week:  "Work hard. Really hard. I always tried to be the first one in in the morni...
Wednesday, August 28, 2013

"Who Made Barack Obama the Wyatt Earp of the Global Village?" Right-Winger Pat Buchanan Nails It -- Obama Has No Business Sticking America's Military Snout Into Syria...

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Adds Buchanan (link below): "Who deputized the United States to walk the streets of the world pistol-whipping bad acto...
Monday, August 26, 2013

#9 Nightmare: Deranged Dentist Yanks Old Rotten Tooth of John Lennon at Auction for $30K, Then Announces Diabolical Plan to CLONE the Ex-Beatle from the Molar!

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This story (link at bottom) may be even more demented than that little hook dentists use to scrape around inside your mouth,...
Friday, August 23, 2013

Weekend EXCLUSIVE That You Heard Here First: Hillary Clinton's 2016 democrat party Presidential Running Mate Will Be Current Newark New Jersey Mayor Cory Booker...

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I read the first linked story this week about VP Joe Biden's delusional thinking that he actually has a chance against C...
Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Stop the Press: Even Left-Leaning Chicago Tribune Now Says Obamacare Was an "Ill-Conceived Law," "Strong-Armed" Into Effect By democrat party, & Which Now Should Be "Delayed & Re-Written"!

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I don't mean to toot my own Independent horn over here from back in 2009 and 2010 when I did my best to crusade in this ...
Monday, August 19, 2013

New Study: "Wolves Have a Unique Singing Voice," with Each Smelly, Snarling Creature Having an Individually Recognizable Howl. And I'm Here to Testify...

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Stick a blindfold on my melon, and play me just a few seconds of such rabid creatures as Rush Slimebaugh, Bill Maher, Sar...
Friday, August 16, 2013

Fry 'Em: "Two Men Wrongly Convicted of Murder Receive $12.5 Million From North Carolina" YEARS LATER. Hard to Imagine a More Compelling Case in Favor of the Death Penalty...

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If, after all, North Carolina was more serious about imposing its death penalty law, and if the state had just put these...
Tuesday, August 13, 2013

"Obama Mask Gate" at the Missouri State Fair Last Weekend at First Had Me Lookin' to Start a Fair Boycott...

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But alas, those Fried Green Tomatoes (with Ranch dipping sauce; my pic above) that they serve at the Fair are just too damn...
Friday, August 9, 2013

Father Fellatio in Grave Trouble: Big Stick Catholic Priest in Boston Gets Busted For Paying Hooker to Blow His Holy Horn Down at the Damn Graveyard!

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I guess there are worse places to do the deed. Inside the undertaker's workshop at the funeral parlor for one. Or in t...
Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Out of Touch: Right-Winger Drudge Report & Left-Leaning Politico Go Ape This Week on Washington Post Being Sold -- a Story That Most Americans Couldn't Give a Rat's Ass About!

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Drudge Report may get a ton of page views.  But at what price? And guess how?  By linking a full panoply of right-winger and...
Monday, August 5, 2013

Rainy City Renobs: Seattle Seeks to Ban "Potentially Offensive" Language Such as "Citizen" and "Brown Bag." And For Good Reason...

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I'm not sure why anyone would be up in arms over this ban. "Citizen" is so stereotypical. Just because I li...
Wednesday, July 31, 2013

What a Boner: Startling Revelations from Anthony's Weiner's (Carlos Danger's) Latest Sext Mate Concerning this Prick's Proclivity for Phone Sex -- Several Damn Times a Day!

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Do not ever give this dick a hand. He's got it all covered himself, and then some.  To the ding dong song of 5-15 ti...
Monday, July 29, 2013

The Forgotten War: Saying "They Deserve Better," Obama "Calls On Americans to Remember Sacrifice of Korean War Veterans on 60th Anniversary of Peace." Don't Say I Never Agree w/ Obama...

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...because I certainly agree with Obama's sentiments here. Amen. But Obama's the classic broken watch.  He's r...
Friday, July 26, 2013

Crown Fools: This Brit Crown Line of Succession Thing Is REALLY F*cked Up! Elevating Newborn Grandson Above Future King's Youngest Son? This Has Big Bowl of Wrong Written All Over It...

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Counterintuitive. Archaic. Mindless. And just plain not makin' much sense. I'm talking about the British Crown...
Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Under Pressure: "Despite Uncanny Physical Resemblance, Sacha Baron Cohen WON'T Play Freddie Mercury" in Upcoming Queen Biopic Film. Good News!

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It seems that Cohen had "creative differences" with the surviving Queen band members that led him to "remove ...
Monday, July 22, 2013

Alley Oop: "He Was Just a Neanderthal Type of Man -- He Used My BBQ Grill as an Ashtray & Drank Out My Milk Container, w/ Unusual Proclivities in Bed," Spouts Caveman's Old Lady!

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Methinks World Wrestling Entertainment needed to sign up this alleged old lady-stalkin' Cro-Magnon Man (link below) yest...
Friday, July 19, 2013

Justifiable Violence? Would a Broad Be Within Her Rights to Whack Out (Or At Least Maim) Her Old Man for "Terrifying Wake-Up YouTube Prank Using Giant Puppet Replica of Creepy Ghost Girl" from Horror Movie "The Ring"?

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I've never cared much for so-called pranksters. Their antics rarely make me laugh. More often, they strike me as being...
Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Deranged Right-Winger Michele Bachmann Says She Wants to Give Obama a Good "Spanking"! My Idea of Sending Right-Winger & Leftist Freaks to a Nice Prairie Exile Is Sounding More & More Appealing...

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Ya know, who in the hell wants to be around these people? Yes, " you people ," meaning leftists and right-wingers...
Monday, July 15, 2013

Just Have Them All Put to Sleep: Angry Georgetown Student Calls for All Members of the gop-er party to Be "Put To Death," Then Doubles Down on that Leftist Death Wish!

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In the mind of partisan ideologues, the concept of violence is often a tolerable one just so long as we're talkin' ...
Friday, July 12, 2013

This'll Teach 'Em to Celebrate the Fourth:
Crazed Independence Day "Party Pooper" Allegedly "Pours Gas Near Kids, Flips Over Man in Wheelchair" in July 4 Florida Rampage!

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I would suggest next time celebrating the 4th of July around this guy with something that doesn'...