Wednesday, July 31, 2013

What a Boner: Startling Revelations from Anthony's Weiner's (Carlos Danger's) Latest Sext Mate Concerning this Prick's Proclivity for Phone Sex -- Several Damn Times a Day!

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Do not ever give this dick a hand. He's got it all covered himself, and then some.  To the ding dong song of 5-15 ti...
Monday, July 29, 2013

The Forgotten War: Saying "They Deserve Better," Obama "Calls On Americans to Remember Sacrifice of Korean War Veterans on 60th Anniversary of Peace." Don't Say I Never Agree w/ Obama...

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...because I certainly agree with Obama's sentiments here. Amen. But Obama's the classic broken watch.  He's r...
Friday, July 26, 2013

Crown Fools: This Brit Crown Line of Succession Thing Is REALLY F*cked Up! Elevating Newborn Grandson Above Future King's Youngest Son? This Has Big Bowl of Wrong Written All Over It...

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Counterintuitive. Archaic. Mindless. And just plain not makin' much sense. I'm talking about the British Crown...
Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Under Pressure: "Despite Uncanny Physical Resemblance, Sacha Baron Cohen WON'T Play Freddie Mercury" in Upcoming Queen Biopic Film. Good News!

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It seems that Cohen had "creative differences" with the surviving Queen band members that led him to "remove ...
Monday, July 22, 2013

Alley Oop: "He Was Just a Neanderthal Type of Man -- He Used My BBQ Grill as an Ashtray & Drank Out My Milk Container, w/ Unusual Proclivities in Bed," Spouts Caveman's Old Lady!

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Methinks World Wrestling Entertainment needed to sign up this alleged old lady-stalkin' Cro-Magnon Man (link below) yest...
Friday, July 19, 2013

Justifiable Violence? Would a Broad Be Within Her Rights to Whack Out (Or At Least Maim) Her Old Man for "Terrifying Wake-Up YouTube Prank Using Giant Puppet Replica of Creepy Ghost Girl" from Horror Movie "The Ring"?

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I've never cared much for so-called pranksters. Their antics rarely make me laugh. More often, they strike me as being...
Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Deranged Right-Winger Michele Bachmann Says She Wants to Give Obama a Good "Spanking"! My Idea of Sending Right-Winger & Leftist Freaks to a Nice Prairie Exile Is Sounding More & More Appealing...

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Ya know, who in the hell wants to be around these people? Yes, " you people ," meaning leftists and right-wingers...
Monday, July 15, 2013

Just Have Them All Put to Sleep: Angry Georgetown Student Calls for All Members of the gop-er party to Be "Put To Death," Then Doubles Down on that Leftist Death Wish!

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In the mind of partisan ideologues, the concept of violence is often a tolerable one just so long as we're talkin' ...
Friday, July 12, 2013

This'll Teach 'Em to Celebrate the Fourth:
Crazed Independence Day "Party Pooper" Allegedly "Pours Gas Near Kids, Flips Over Man in Wheelchair" in July 4 Florida Rampage!

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I would suggest next time celebrating the 4th of July around this guy with something that doesn'...
Wednesday, July 10, 2013

C'mon People Now, Spy on Your Brother:
Barry Milhous Obama Orders Federal Employees to Spy On & Report Each Other For "Suspicious" Activities! LOUT.

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Says the late Tuesday report (link below):  "In an initiative aimed at rooting out future leakers and other security violat...
Monday, July 8, 2013

"It's Outrageous!" Long John Silver's "Big Catch Platter" Garners the Scorn of Leftist Nutrition Police, Wins Distinction of Being "Unhealthiest Restaurant Meal in America." Giddy-Up!

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The tantalizing platter consists of a giant slab of fried fish (three times larger than LJS's normal-sized piece of fi...
Friday, July 5, 2013

After Being a Bit of a Debbie Downer & Grumpy Gus on Memorial Day, I Feel More Like Looking at Some Broads This Fourth of July Weekend...

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And, taking a cue from that La Guardia worker dude this week, I'd like to load up some of these hot little number...
Wednesday, July 3, 2013

At Least He Left the Baggage Tractor Behind:
"La Guardia Airport Worker Drives Stair Car to Pizza Joint"!

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Either it was a second-story pizza parlor or this worker was very, very famished. But there's now apparently quite ...
Monday, July 1, 2013

HATE: "26 Percent of Obama Supporters Believe tea party Is America's Top Terror Threat"! What Al Qaeda?

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In my never-ending experience with leftist 20 percenters and deranged right-wingers basically hating anyone and everyo...
Friday, June 28, 2013

GOOD GRIEF! Is This Really Necessary at Age 18? Not that I Imagine Anyone's Complaining Much...

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That's 18-year-old "reality TV personality" Courtney Stodden, who just ratcheted up the ol' rack fr...
Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Russian President Putin Refuses U.S. Demand to Hand Over NSA Leaker Edward Snowden; Obama Administration Enraged & Embarrassed...

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Comrade Vlad might want to take a step back, however, and realize just who the hell he's dealing with... Obama may not...
Monday, June 24, 2013

Tokin' for the Tikes: "Marijuana Moms of Beverly Hills" Puff on the Tree, Say Pot "Makes Them Better Parents"!

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Holy smokes. I guess that prescription marijuana thing ain't so hard to come by in Cali, at least not for this group of moms...