Friday, May 31, 2013

"Congress Calls for Washington Redskins Name Change" This Week. These Congressional Partisans Really Do Make It So Difficult to Prognosticate Which Dire Issue They Will Take Up Next...

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After the democrat party and gop-er party recently completed their toiling over the critical "gun control" issue (an issue...
Wednesday, May 29, 2013

I Do NOT Want to See This Movie: "Anticipated, Sex-Filled Hillary Clinton Biopic Taking Shape"! Why? Why? Why?

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Who greenlighted this project, anyway -- Rush Slimebaugh? Talk about a topic that I distinctly do not need to know (or see) anything...
Monday, May 27, 2013

Memorial Day in the USA, 2013:
They Died for THIS?

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They died for this thing we call 2013 America? They died for an all-powerful, unaccountable IRS that harasses and targets people who...
Friday, May 24, 2013

Now that Anthony's Weiner Has Officially Inserted Himself Into the Big Apple Mayoral Race, I'm Already Pondering the Ways Weiner Might Give the City the Shaft if Elected...

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Maybe his Twitter dong scandal and having to pull out of Congress were a real stroke of luck on Anthony's Weiner. He'd be much m...
Wednesday, May 22, 2013

"You Will Die, You Fucks!!!" Big Apple Bar Mitzvah Chaperone Goes Ape When Teen Tosses M&M at Him on School Bus!

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You can understand this man's rage (link below). All it takes is one warm, melting M-and-M, after all, and his good Bar Mitzvah suit...
Monday, May 20, 2013

This'll Teach Ya to Have an Internet: Florida Man Allegedly WATERBOARDS His Old Lady for Posting on the Facebook! That Broad Must Live Quite the Life...

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Cops in Miami say 41-year-old plastic surgeon Dr. Orlando Llorente (above) didn't take it so well earlier this month after his 36-ye...
Friday, May 17, 2013

IRS Henchman Implicated in Obama Government's Targeting of People with Whom Obama & democrat party Disagree -- & NOW This Person Runs Obama's IRS Obamacare Division!

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(Link below; Hall Ingram pictured at the top). Now, THAT dude is almost as scary as the underlying story.  Good grief. http://abcne...
Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Nixonian: Obama's Government Runs Historically Amok, Harassing Organizations with Which It Disagrees, Perpetrating "Unprecedented" Secret Seizures of Media Phone Records, and Continuing Its Outright Lying About the Response to the 9-11 Benghazi Terrorist Attack...

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Of course, Obama and his minions deny until the cows come home any direct involvement or culpability in these stories, but I have little...
Monday, May 13, 2013

Kansas City Named the #2 Most Redneck City in America, Beating Out Some Real Heavy Shit-Kickers! Who'da Thunk It?!?

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The new Redneck City List (link below) comes from some skirt real estate blogger named Natalie Grigson in Austin, TX.  It finds that Kan...
Friday, May 10, 2013

Oh My! Finland Singer Krista Siegfrids Puts Her Money AND Mouth Where Her Mouth Is, Plants a Big Smoocheroo on Another Broad to Protest Her Country's Ban on Gay Marriage! More Chick Celebs Should Follow Her Lips...

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I get real tired of all these female singers and celebrity types constantly doing the P.C. thing and giving only figurative lip servic...
Wednesday, May 8, 2013

New Poll Finds Jimmy Carter Most Trusted American Politician! But I Personally Wouldn't Trust Him to Change Out the Paper in a Georgia Shithouse...

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Carter's the fool who in 2009, and without a damn thing to back it up, stated unequivocally that the "overwhelming majority...
Monday, May 6, 2013

Custard Caper: Cheap Ice Cream Parlor Customer Allegedly Swipes Cone, Then Takes a Swipe at Female Store Worker for Good Measure!

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I think this dude had brain freeze before he even went in the joint. Cops in Long Island say 59-year-old William Hotz had the hots for s...
Friday, May 3, 2013

Shitter Scandal: Air Passenger Faces Shitstorm, Gets Detained After Allegedly Raising a Stink By Not Flushing the Plane Toilet! But Now HE'S Suing...

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It seems like a rather foul way to get back at some stewardesses who diss you (allegedly): I mean, literally stinking up the joint?!?  ...
Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Brain Dead: Disgusting New Poll Finds 42% of Americans Are UNAWARE That Obamacare Monstrosity Is the Law of the Land! BUT Is This Really Very Surprising?

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It remains a continuing disheartening fact that such a huge swath of the American populace is wholly ignorant of even the most basic o...
Monday, April 29, 2013

CNN to Bring Back Old Dinosaur Leftist vs. Right-Winger Debate Show "Crossfire," Possibly w/ Pathological Liar Stephanie Cutter & Slimeball Newt Gingrich as Hosts: Don't Do It, CNN, Without Better Talent than THAT...

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I grew up watching Crossfire on CNN. But that was before the dark times of the past 13 years. Crossfire's original time period was...
Friday, April 26, 2013

New "Research": "Parents Who Tell Children to Finish Everything on Their Plates Are Fueling Obesity." Rager to Researcher: G-F-Y!

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Keep your nanny state advice to yourself, University of Minnesota. It's real simple what you tell these rotten little punks when...
Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Dong So Wrong: A Warning to Ladies Everywhere, as Disgraced Former democrat party Congressman Anthony's Weiner Whips Out a New Twitter Account This Week!

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Anthony's Weiner, of course, was forced to pull out of Congress a few years back after Tweeting various scantily clad pics of hims...
Monday, April 22, 2013

"Gabe the Dog Rescued After Falling into Uncovered MANHOLE," Reports Local Kansas City News Outlets. Let's Clean Up the Language, People!

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According to the linked report from 41 Action News late last week, "a black lab trapped inside an Olathe sewer was rescued Thursd...
Friday, April 19, 2013

Gallup: Only 4% of Americans See Gun Control As a Top Problem in the Nation, Despite DC's Complete Infatuation with the Issue Recently...

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Must suck to be a leftist 20 percenter (or should I now call them leftist 4 percenters?) or a right-winger ideologue slug in the gop-er ...
Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Now That Was Cool: Episode 1 of SyFy Network's New Series "Defiance" Kicks Ass, But I Would Caution That It Was ONLY the Pilot...

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"Defiance" (first episode Monday night) tells the science fiction story of a world (in particular, a rundown futuristic St. ...
Monday, April 15, 2013

Mammary Monday: It Certainly Wasn't a Slow Weekend for Breasts...

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To wit, and from the top: - Good Gazongas! Salma Hayek struts around Beverly Hills with an unbuttoned, "skin-tight cardigan ...