Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Sequester Pester: Sorry Obama, But Most Americans Have "Cliff Fatigue," Don't Care, and Are Paying Little Attention to Your Latest Contrived Fiscal "Crisis"...

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Why would I pay much attention to it? No one else is (despite the best efforts of banner lead stories from the likes of the Kansas City ...
Monday, February 25, 2013

Leading Geneticist This Past Week: "Human Intelligence Is Slowly Declining." But Frankly, I See No Evidence of Anything Like That...

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Do you? http://naturalsociety.com/leading-geneticist-human-intelligence-slowly-declining/
Friday, February 22, 2013

Rush Slimebaugh: "For the First Time I'm Ashamed of My Country." Why Don't We Leave "Country" Out of It, Partisan Ideologues?!?

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And I'm talking about both sides. Just recall Michelle Obama's famous (and more than once repeated) line that she was never prou...
Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Political Skunks Eating Their Own: "Tea Party Group Pictures Rove as Nazi"! Now How Long Before This Gives Leftists Ideas?

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I think I've now officially seen it all after seeing this story (link below) Tuesday:  Partisan ideologue slimeballs, apparently no ...
Monday, February 18, 2013

"Illegal Immigrant Tells Congress Not to Call Him Illegal." I've GOT to Try Using That One!

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This illegal immigrant dude from last week (link below) has given me a great idea... After receiving nearly countless speeding tickets...
Friday, February 15, 2013

Now THIS Is a Makeover! And Can I Get the Contact Info on Pepper's Makeover Artist So I Can Send It Along to Some Political Slimeballs?

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For months late last year and early this year, I knew her only as "Pepper" -- the grotesque, yet personable little lunatic on ...
Wednesday, February 13, 2013

If You Missed Obama's State of the Union Last Night, I Gots Ya Covered Over Here...

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Here's a quick summary (and, truth be told, about all you need to know) from Obama's latest February snooze-fest: "I,...
Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Deranged: In Advance of State of the Union Address, Obama Claims "Job of Debt Reduction Nearly Done"!

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If that piece of work is truly "nearly done," it gives a whole new meaning to the concept of a half-ass effort. But regardles...
Monday, February 11, 2013

So: "Marco Rubio to Deliver gop Response to State of the Union Address in Spanish," While Obama to Deliver the Main Address Tomorrow in Leftist. I Gots to Thank 'Em Both...

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...Since either way, I won't be understanding a word of it. Gives me a great excuse to pay absolutely no attention and instead f...
Friday, February 8, 2013

Dicey Ding Dongs: "Doctors Warn of Worrying Rise in DIY Penis Implants" Using Dice & Other Household Objects! How (Non) Hard Up Would You Have to Be?

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I've seen Do-It-Yourself ding-a-lings before, but this takes the tallywhacker (link below). Why they're at it, maybe these guys...
Wednesday, February 6, 2013

"Smelly French Family" Given the Boot from Paris Museum When French Patrons Complain of the Awful Stench! But Wait a Damn Minute: FRENCH People Complaining About ANYONE's Stench?!?

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This one represents a new low (link to story below) even by French standards. Sure, the French will surrender at the drop of a girlis...
Monday, February 4, 2013

Saved By the Boobs: 80s Teen Sitcom Broad Tiffani Amber Thiessen Garners Huge Page Views for New Sexy Spread on Tumblr.Com. But She Was Never the ONE I Had the Hots For...

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Just take a look above at this late-30s-something hot little number Tiffani Amber Thiessen, from her new appearance on Tumblr.com...
Friday, February 1, 2013

Best Yankee Switch-Hitter Ever? Mayor Bloomberg Comments on BOTH a Young Lady's "Ass" and a Senile Old Man's "Balls" in the Space of 48 Hours This Past Week!

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(Story links below). For the record, I don't much care for Bloomberg. He's the worst example I can cite of an "I(Don...
Thursday, January 31, 2013

"Best Looking Contraction in U.S. GDP You'll Ever See!" Only Partisan Ideologues Would Put a Positive Spin on the First Shrinkage of the U.S. Economy in Over 3 Years...

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Normally a decrease in the U.S. GDP for a quarter year is pretty dire news (as was just announced today for Q4 2012).  Even by the rig...
Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Rusic to the Eyes: Cancel Cali, Pencil in Eastern Europe, to My List of Locations to Get to Before I Sleep with the Fishes...

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She's been known variously as Rita Rusic and Rita Cecchi Gori (and probably some other things), but methinks I'll just call ...
Tuesday, January 29, 2013

"Bipartisan Group of Senators Unveils Immigration Reform Plan." Works For Me. So NOW Can We Get Serious About the Debt & Deficit?

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Answer:  Who the hell am I kidding over here? Debt and deficit concern? Not when you have one party which couldn't care less about...
Monday, January 28, 2013

Reports Greatly Exaggerated: Mickey Rourke Is NOT Dead!

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(Link to hoax below).  Of course, the Mick's face passed away around 1993.  But I'm happy to report that the rest of his old c...
Friday, January 25, 2013

Report: American Interrogators Used "Sesame Street, Rap, Heavy Metal in Torture of Prisoners." But They Could've Done a Lot Better Than That!

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The report this week (link below), from the always reliable and trustworthy Al-Jazeera news agency, claims that interrogators blasted...
Thursday, January 24, 2013

Obama's Inauguration Occurs This Week, & I Was Totally Oblivious! And Why Are We Even Spending Money on This Event?

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I get why we have big, costly inauguration events whenever a new president is first elected. I'm fine with that tradition. But how...
Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Leftists Now Looking to Ban Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust" For Its Myriad Gun References? Now THAT's Going Just a Bit Too Far...

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"Steve walks warily down the street, With the brim pulled way down low. Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, Machine ...