Thursday, January 31, 2013

"Best Looking Contraction in U.S. GDP You'll Ever See!" Only Partisan Ideologues Would Put a Positive Spin on the First Shrinkage of the U.S. Economy in Over 3 Years...

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Normally a decrease in the U.S. GDP for a quarter year is pretty dire news (as was just announced today for Q4 2012).  Even by the rig...
Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Rusic to the Eyes: Cancel Cali, Pencil in Eastern Europe, to My List of Locations to Get to Before I Sleep with the Fishes...

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She's been known variously as Rita Rusic and Rita Cecchi Gori (and probably some other things), but methinks I'll just call ...
Tuesday, January 29, 2013

"Bipartisan Group of Senators Unveils Immigration Reform Plan." Works For Me. So NOW Can We Get Serious About the Debt & Deficit?

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Answer:  Who the hell am I kidding over here? Debt and deficit concern? Not when you have one party which couldn't care less about...
Monday, January 28, 2013

Reports Greatly Exaggerated: Mickey Rourke Is NOT Dead!

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(Link to hoax below).  Of course, the Mick's face passed away around 1993.  But I'm happy to report that the rest of his old c...
Friday, January 25, 2013

Report: American Interrogators Used "Sesame Street, Rap, Heavy Metal in Torture of Prisoners." But They Could've Done a Lot Better Than That!

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The report this week (link below), from the always reliable and trustworthy Al-Jazeera news agency, claims that interrogators blasted...
Thursday, January 24, 2013

Obama's Inauguration Occurs This Week, & I Was Totally Oblivious! And Why Are We Even Spending Money on This Event?

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I get why we have big, costly inauguration events whenever a new president is first elected. I'm fine with that tradition. But how...
Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Leftists Now Looking to Ban Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust" For Its Myriad Gun References? Now THAT's Going Just a Bit Too Far...

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"Steve walks warily down the street, With the brim pulled way down low. Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, Machine ...
Friday, January 18, 2013

Right-Wingers, Leftists Conjure Up Nazis and Stalin in "Gun Control" Debate Over Overbearing Extremist Obama Versus Overbearing Extremist NRA...

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Nazis and Stalin, uh? (Exemplar links below). And people wonder why I don't want any of these creeps on either extreme hanging ar...
Wednesday, January 16, 2013

"Conservative Restaurateur Charges Liberals $1 Surcharge on Drinks": Now THAT's an Idea! But What's Good for the Goofs Is Also Good for the Right-Wingers...

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Story's from Utah (link below). I start by noting that the C-Word and the L-Word above are in quotes. I never use those wor...
Tuesday, January 15, 2013

"White House Readies 19 Executive Orders On Guns"; Right-Wingers Go Ape-Shit! Do We Even Have a National Debt Anymore?

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'Course we do -- A big, stifling $16 trillion of it, and ever-growing.  Between talkin' about the hot broads and stupid crimes,...
Monday, January 14, 2013

Rectory? Damn Near Killed Him! Priest Found Gagged & Handcuffed, Tells Cops He Was Just "Playing" Around. Right!

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Bet the cops don't get too many 911 calls quite like this one (link below). Catholic parson Tom Donovan of Springfield, Illinois (p...
Friday, January 11, 2013

Fair & Balanced Bazooms in the Newsroom:
"TV News Broadcast Shows Porn Movie in the Background for TEN Minutes"!

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The offending and highly offensive news broadcast reportedly comes from Sweden (link below).  It's difficult to tell from the photo...
Wednesday, January 9, 2013

"On the Dole & Watchin' the Pole": Welfare Recipients Get Their Party On in a BIG WAY in the Big Apple Using Their Debit Cards! Maybe I Should Call Quits-Ville on My Job & Just Join the Party?

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A New York Post exclusive story this week (link below) reveals local welfare recipients using their debit cards to live it up like it ...
Monday, January 7, 2013

NIP RIP: Why Would Some Creep Even Need to Tear at Sofia Vergara's Rack Attire?!?...

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...She leaves so little to the imagination already! [The "Modern Family" star reportedly suffers "torn dress...
Friday, January 4, 2013

OH MY! But Kids -- I Don't Care How Hot this Broad Is: Never Get Plastic Surgery, Fake Boobs or Bear Children When You're a Damn Teenager!

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That's "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham, showing off her "post-surgery bikini body" while sashaying around the beac...
Thursday, January 3, 2013

Giving America the Fiscal Stiff: "Cliff Deal" Accomplishes Basically Nothing in Terms of Reining in the Massive Federal Budget Deficit and the Stifling National Debt...

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Thanks for nothing, as usual, democrat party and gop-ers. Nothing says fiscal responsibility quite like no spending cuts to combat out-...
Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Rather Than Pondering on This Day the Rotten Prospects of Another Crappy New Year of the Obama/Bush Tribulation, I Think I'd Prefer to Look at Some Hot Broads...

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From the top:  (1) "I'm a Celebrity" star Helen Flanagan is "still looking her breast after Christmas...
Friday, December 28, 2012

UN-intendo: "Family Finds Hardcore Porn on 5-Year-Old's Christmas Gift" -- a Nintendo 3DS! Now, THAT Combination Sure Conjures Up Some Sick Imagery...

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This story (link below) is proof positive that some things should never be mixed. American politicians and decent human beings. Burnin...
Thursday, December 27, 2012

Full Metal STICK-IT -- We'll Do Whatever the Hell We Want! Leftist NBC News Allegedly Ignores Cop Warning Not to Possess Illegal Gun Magazine...

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The incident occurred on NBC's "Meet the Left" over the weekend, when the completely partial, leftist "moderator...
Tuesday, December 25, 2012

HARK! I Hear DREADFUL Noises!

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But alas, it was just a Christmas Eve nightmare.  At least Christmas gives us a nice 24-hour respite from the voices of the disgusting...