Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Chinese Joint in Kentucky "Forced to Shut Its Doors After Allegedly Serving Up Roadkill"! Would Sure Hate to See that Menu...

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While I'm certain this joint didn't put any of its culinary roadkill delights (allegedly) on the published menu, I can only ...
Monday, October 1, 2012

Good Thing He Didn't Have a Glass Eye: Florida Broad Allegedly Snatches Off Ex-Boyfriend's Prosthetic Leg & Gives Him a Good Beatin' With It in Custody Fight Over Son!

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I'm not pulling your leg: This dame's cold. Not only does she give the Ex a major league beatdown with a blunt, heavy object...
Friday, September 28, 2012

"Going Down, Party Time": Woman Busted 4 Times in 26 Hours For Allegedly Blasting AC/DC Song "Highway to Hell" Over and Over & Tossing Frying Pan at Nephew!

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(FIRST Hit PLAY on the video immediately above -- it'll enhance your reading experience.) Season ticket on a one-way ride -- to ...
Thursday, September 27, 2012

"Give Me MY Cake, & Let ME to Eat It Too!" Memo to Egyptian "Presidents" and "Minnesota Gays": There Are Actually Bounds of Human Decency that Should Apply to Pursuing Self-Interests...

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To wit: 1.  "Egypt leader demands U.S. aid, censorship [of Islamic criticism], plus end to Israel 'occupation.'"...
Wednesday, September 26, 2012

"Y'all Better Vote For Fuckin' Obama," Screams Really Old Broad Madonna, Also Promising to Strip Down Buck Naked If He's Reelected! Now THAT Did It...

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I don't wanna see that old battle axe in the buff.  That sight wasn't exactly so hot in the 80s ( Playboy pics), and that was...
Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Doesn't Anyone Use Fists Anymore? Vegas Man Allegedly Goes to Town on Neighbor's Skull with a Guitar and a Toilet Seat!

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You know, you're not likely to end up facing attempted murder charges by just putting up your dukes -- absent perhaps (1) being ...
Monday, September 24, 2012

Millionaire Mitt Romney Out of Touch with Average Americans. An Average Joe Carries Around & Flashes a Big Wad of Jack in a Giant Roll...

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Over the weekend, "Mr. Obama pulled out a wad of bills that looked almost large enough to make a dent in the national debt as he b...
Friday, September 21, 2012

Who's the "Boss"? Hot Pics of Ex-Wife Camille Turn Kelsey Grammer Into a Real-Life Version of His Hot-Headed Chicago Mayor TV Character!

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He's Mayor Tom Kane. And he's one of the craziest and most ruthless and hot-headed politicians you'll ever want to se...
Thursday, September 20, 2012

Call Her Big Fatty with a BAD Case of the Munchies: Lady Gaga Tokes on Marijuana Joint, Gets Really Fat in Holland. Good Grief!

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For cryin' out loud, she could give us a break, get a bigger outfit, and try to hide it like Elvis did! I was shocked to see the...
Wednesday, September 19, 2012

At Least the Tea Partiers Have Largely Beat It: Leftist "Occupiers" Make Jackasses of Themselves on "Birthday." These Goofs Need to Get Some New Material!

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I'll say one thing for the deranged right-winger tea partiers: After cropping up in 2010 and raising a ruckus, they've since...
Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Obama: "If [gop-ers] Want Me to Walk the Dog or Wash the Car, I'm Happy to Do It!" But Methinks Rather gop-ers Should Enlist a Few Broads...

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And regardless of what such foolishness from Obama and his democrat party even means (don't know, don't care) or why a...
Monday, September 17, 2012

Mite Court: "Bug-Infested Witness Shuts Down Detroit Courtroom"!

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Some members of the public just don't get it.  It's called courtroom decorum.  It means there are standards for how you dress a...
Friday, September 14, 2012

Pork Dork: St. Louis Man Allegedly Whacks Out His Own Uncle in Argument Over a Damn Plate of Pork Steaks!

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43-year-old John Cunningham (pictured above) really knows his pork steaks.  And so when this mean-ass meatman is fixin' to toss a ...
Thursday, September 13, 2012

A Day Late & $5 Trillion Short: Obama's Response to the Egypt & Libya Embassy Attacks Epitomizes His Failed Presidency...

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How convenient.  When Obama finally trotted out mid-morning Wednesday to grace us with his thoughts on the Tuesday 9/11 attacks on U.S....
Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Anniversary of 9/11, Two U.S. Embassies Attacked in the Middle East, One American Dead: So Where's the American President on Tuesday?

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M-I-A. Just like so much of the past 4 years.  Off campaigning somewhere.  Too busy to speak on such things on the day they occurred.  ...