Thursday, September 6, 2012

Wed Nite at the democrat party Convention: Grades for the Speeches of Slick Willie, Cherokee Chief Dan George, & Birth Control Broad...

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This night, publicity build-up wise, was all about Bill Clinton's speech.  Very telling that Obama (who definitely does not like...
Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Last Week the gop-ers, This Week the democrat party, Gets the Full Rager Treatment for its National Convention. Grade Card Time from Tuesday Night...

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I figured I better give a little equal time, a little equal consideration, a little equal opportunity, to the leftist 20 percenter demo...

"Touching You, Touching Me" Lyric Puts the Kibosh on Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline" at Penn State Football Games. A Blessing in Disguise?

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Penn State has reportedly decided to ban the playing of famous karaoke-type favorite "Sweet Caroline" at all school home foot...
Friday, August 31, 2012

Final Grades from the Final Night of the gop-er Convention: "Clint, Marco & Mitt" -- Might Sound Like Something from a Bad Canceled Soap Opera, But Also Entailed Some of the Better Speeches of the Convention...

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The grades tonight picked up dramatically from the first two nights of the republic partisan convention, but that's to be expect...
Thursday, August 30, 2012

More Grades, This Time for Wednesday Night gop-er Convention Speeches (The Good, the So-So & the Ugly)...

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...No "A's" tonight (but I've still yet to give an "F" to anyone).  Artur Davis last night remains the best...
Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Grades on gop-er Speeches I Watched Tonite from Their Convention: Ranging from A through D...

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I won't even touch upon all the gop-ers I saw in Tampa in the crowd wearing cowboy hats (except to say, didn't their Mama ever ...
Tuesday, August 28, 2012

He Was (And to a Large Extent Remains) The King of the World! So Why Is His Boyhood Home Run-Down & On the Market for Peanuts? I Say the Joint Should be Historically Preserved...

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The countryside of America is riddled with preserved boyhood or girlhood homes of so-called historical figures who can't even shake...
Monday, August 27, 2012

"I Think We're All Going to be a Lot Thinner": Drunk Man Gets "Trashed" in More Ways Than One, Somehow Survives Being Crushed TWICE in a Garbage Truck Compactor!

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As these kinds of stories tend to go, at least this guy wasn't buck naked (link at bottom). And he was trying to be responsible....
Friday, August 24, 2012

They Call Her the "Sea Hag," and Watch Out You Don't Get Killed (Like Some Codger Down in Florida) If You're Not Willing to Turn Over a Fair Share of Your Booze to Her...

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It's an old lyric so on-point with reality that a judge recently used it in a written court decision in Florida: In this life, t...
Thursday, August 23, 2012

Senate Candidate in Washington State Tells Reporter to "Go Fuck Yourself!" Why Can't We Give These Politicians the Same Treatment? Actually, We Can. What's Sauce for the Goose...

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He's some right-wing buffoon called Michael Baumgartner (pictured immediately above), and he's a gop-er Senate candidate in Was...
Wednesday, August 22, 2012

He's Stayin'! Deranged Right-Winger gop-er Missouri U.S. Senate Candidate Todd Akin Thumbs His Ugly Schnoz at Party Brass, Says He'll Remain in the Race Despite His Recent Disgusting Rape Comments. Works For Me!

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I thought for sure this idiot would get out.  Akin had a Tuesday 5 p.m. deadline (after which his name cannot come off the ballot), and...
Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Stick a Fork in the Slimeball, He's Done: 73-Year-Old "Gangster Granny" in Houston Gives Burglar a Real "Pain in the Neck" with a BBQ Fork!

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She stuck it to his scuzjob ass (errr, neck) all too good!  73-year-old Margaret Jackson (pictured above and below; links below) -- a ...
Monday, August 20, 2012

Double Bogey: Just Released from the Can, St. Louis Man Allegedly Boosts a Damn Golf Cart for Ride Home, Then Drives It Halfway Across City!

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If you've just been let out the hoosegow, I'd assume you have many options for getting home.  You can call your old lady to com...
Friday, August 17, 2012

Pro Bojo: Defense Attorney, Claiming He Hasn't Scored with Wife Since the Clinton Administration, Heads Down to the Hoosegow & Gets a Lewinsky from One of His Female Con Clients!

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No, his name is not Oral Roberts, but instead Curtis Cannon (pictured above), and the Las Vegas criminal defense attorney is now fac...
Thursday, August 16, 2012

The Most Brain-Dead Vice President Since Dan Quayle? Joe Biden Makes a Jackass Out of Himself Yet Again This Week, Forgetting What Century We're Living In!

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Said Biden on Wednesday:  "Folks, where's it written we cannot lead the world in the 20th century in making automobiles?...
Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Civility: Obama Vice President Joe Biden Tells Crowd of Hundreds of Black Voters in Virginia that Romney & the gop-ers Are "Gonna Put Y'all Back in Chains!"

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Meantime Obama appears fully supportive of such rhetoric, with his deputy campaign manager Stephanie Cutter saying the Obama campaign h...
Tuesday, August 14, 2012

I Think I'd Rather Stay in Foster Care: Teen Girl in Georgia Allegedly Treated to Dog Collar, Electrical Shocks and Hen House Living (& A Whole Lotta More) by Lout-Like Adoptive Parents...

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I'm thinking it should be a required pledge -- a legal prerequisite to parenthood. I'm talking a law saying that new parents (w...