Friday, July 6, 2012

Keeping It Real? British Mom & Family Lament that 14-Year-Old Daughter Might Buck Family Tradition by NOT Getting Big Fake Boobs!

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Maybe she just wants to be the rack sheep of the family. But Mama and four of her daughters say that youngest daughter Britney Marshall...
Thursday, July 5, 2012

Bummed Out: Don't Try Being a Hobo in China, Lest You Could Use Another Hole in Your Head (Not to Mention in the Back, Ass and Lower Extremities)...

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Now this is a bona fide bummer:  As a Fourth of July follow-up, the "People's Republic" of China (as pictured at top ...
Wednesday, July 4, 2012

A "Teachable Moment" this 4th of July from the Leftist 20 Percenter Perspective: The National Anthem Is an "Abomination" that We Should Get Rid Of...

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...Those were the words of leftist 20 percenter radio pundit Bill Press in June (link at bottom).  I ignored the story at the time (...
Tuesday, July 3, 2012

One Big Boob Job of a Plan: "Buxom Bandit" Broad in Australia Allegedly Knocks Over a Gas Station After Opening Up Her Blouse But NOT Thinking to Cover Her Other Melon at the Same Time!

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Either this broad really likes to show off her cleavage in public, or else she thought the attendant would be so busy staring at them b...
Monday, July 2, 2012

How Does One Follow from the Other?: Texas Woman Allegedly Leaves Injured Kids at Scene of Car Wreck in Order to Go Strip Down Buck Naked & Eat Ice Cream!

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They say that come summer, folks in Houston get hotter than a tick in a tin-roofed Alabama shithouse.  I guess so, too. Because why else ...
Friday, June 29, 2012

ObamaCare Monstrosity Upheld: I Told Right-Wingers They Shouldn't Party After Oral Arguments. Besides, the Damn Thing Was Gonna Have to be Repealed Anyway...

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I recall the little celebrations the right-winger gop-ers had following the Supreme Court oral arguments on the ObamaCare Obamanation. ...
Thursday, June 28, 2012

Forget the National Debt, the Economic Crisis in Europe, & Our Two Rotten Political Parties: HERE'S REAL Proof Positive that Judgment Day May Soon Be Upon Us!...

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...It's the 2012 edition of Parents Gone Very Wrong from The Chive website (via the UK Daily Mail; link below), with se...
Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Stink 'Em Up: 72-Year-Old Man "Accused of Threatening Farting New Jersey Neighbor with a Gun"!

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There are many ways of reacting to a stinkpot who goes around breaking wind in public: A raised eyebrow. A critical word. A stoic st...
Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Report: democrat party chairman Patty "Wasserman" Simpson to Get the Pink Slip Come November. But Why? And Will San Fran Nan Take Her Place?

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An interesting report early this week from the "Shark Tank" blog (link at bottom), which reports that the democrat party will s...
Monday, June 25, 2012

"Unlike the 2,000 [American] Death Count in Iraq, ABC, NBC, PBS, MSNBC Skip 2,000 Marker in Afghanistan." What a Shocker!

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I will never understand how most leftist 20 percenters and their complicit "mainstream" media will go apeshit in the streets ov...
Friday, June 22, 2012

Gettin' Pissy: Leftist Party in Sweden Ordains that "Men Should Urinate Sitting Down"...

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...The leftists say it's somehow healthier to sit on the pot to pee and "it decreases the likelihood of puddles" (link belo...
Thursday, June 21, 2012

As Obama Tries to Hide Damaging Justice Department "Fast & Furious" Documents Under Hokey Claim of "Executive Privilege," gop-ers Get the Brilliant Idea to Start Comparing Obama to Richard Nixon. How Novel!

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...If only I hadn't started making that comparison three years ago and many times since (first set of links below).  In short, Obama...
Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Landlord Allegedly "Paid Biker Gang to Drive Tenants Out" of Brooklyn Apartment Building So It "Could Be Used More Profitably." Gee, Never Heard of that Plot Before...

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...Except, come to think of it, that was the storyline of just about every other episode of one of my favorite old TV series of the '...
Tuesday, June 19, 2012

"Obama Has Spent Over 3 Months of His Presidency Golfing"! Now If We Could Just Get Him Out of Pocket Even More Often with Some Nice Equestrian or Yachting or Something...

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On the heals of Obama last weekend stepping out for his presidency's 100th round of golf -- by some "perceived as a game of the ...
Monday, June 18, 2012

Burnt Out: Lightbulb Eating Circus Freak Nabbed After a String of Mostly Unsuccessful Bank Jobs in the Big Apple!

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Just look at this freak (pictured at top and below).  He holds some sort of world record for quickest consumption of a light bulb (33.86 ...