Thursday, June 7, 2012

She Tutored Him, All Right: 36-Year-Old Hottie Brooklyn Teacher Allegedly "Plied 16-Year-Old Student with Pot and Repeatedly Had Sex with Him" Until the Teen's Girlfriend Blew the Horn!

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They say this cutie Teach (36-year-old married mother and teacher Erin Sayar; pictured at top and below) got the grass from "a sta...
Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Pizza Poachin' Ain't Easy: Hungry Twosome Allegedly "Hatch Hairbrained Plot" to Heist a Couple of Pies from the Pizza Hut Deliveryman Through Use of a Ninja & a Bat!

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As reported on the legendary Smoking Gun website (link at bottom), these two didn't want the money he was holding. They didn't...
Tuesday, June 5, 2012

"The Most Independents in 75 Years":
democrat party & gop-ers Continue on Their Decline into Increasingly Extreme-Controlled, Corrupt, Out-of-Touch Relics of the Past...

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An article on Monday's Politico.com (link at bottom) reports that "there are now more Americans who consider themselves politica...
Monday, June 4, 2012

It's Official: No Zombie Apocalypse. The CDC Over the Weekend Spouts, "We Do Not Know of a Virus or Condition That Would Reanimate the Dead." What a Load Off the Mind...

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...what with the recent rash of cannibal attacks in several states.  The same statement by the CDC also assures all of us that the o...
Friday, June 1, 2012

Whoops -- But She Does "Party a Lot": Big Apple "Hipster" Broad Allegedly Downs 15 Shots, Gets Behind the Wheel, & Destroys a Damn House!

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Guess it beats running into a tree.  House got some give to it.  But also gots pesky residents too.  Luckily no one in the living ro...
Thursday, May 31, 2012

Now THIS Was a Full Day at Work: Florida Hobo Allegedly Caps Off Multiple Heists by Hitting a Nudist Colony and Jackin' a Golf Cart There!

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He was already wanted for allegedly knocking over a convenience store last month and giving his victim a severe beatin' with a Peps...
Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Stab By Your Man: Florida Woman Helps Prep Her Old Man for Upcoming Court Date By Allegedly Slashing Him with a Damn Seashell!

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And least she did try to help him cope with his stress.  Cops in Port Saint Lucie, Florida say the boyfriend of 40-year-old local Patri...
Tuesday, May 29, 2012

They Wouldn't Let Her Bring Home the Bacon: GA Woman Allegedly Tries to Swipe Bacon & Booze from Piggly Wiggly, Then Goes Whole Hog on Store Worker!

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She must've felt it would be like stealing acorns from a blind pig.  Cops in Georgia say 26-year-old Lonneshia Shafaye Appling (pic...
Friday, May 25, 2012

"Republicans Target Biden Over Gaffes," "Gleefully Suggest" Hillary as a Replacement: Are gop-ers More Nuts Than Bubba Posing with Porn Stars?

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Joe Biden is an idiot.  A walking gaffe machine.  A poorly spoken Obama stooge.  And as reported this week on Politico.com (first link ...
Thursday, May 24, 2012

Dirty Deeds 101: If You Must Bang or "Bonk" Some Dude You're Not Married to in the Back of a Cab, Watch Out You Don't Do So in a "Strict Islamist State"!

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Hey, I'm a big believer in the old "When in Rome..." cliche.  You wouldn't catch me traveling to Iran and making f...
Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Look Out Now for a Leftist Lolo Lynching: Olympian Hottie Lolo Jones Has Audacity to Admit She's Saving Her Virginity for Marriage -- Can't Have That!

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29-year-old Olympic medalist hurdler Lolo Jones tells HBO's "Real Sports" (an outstanding show, BTW) and reveals rece...
Tuesday, May 22, 2012

The Mindless Partisan Ideologue Defined:
N.C. Female High School Teacher "Tells Student He Could Be Arrested for Criticizing Obama (But Says Romney's Fair Game)"!

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They are what I refer to as Zombies.  Group-thinkers.  Ditto-heads.  The Walking Brain Dead. Or, described simply, partisan ideologues....
Monday, May 21, 2012

How Ya Like THEM Onions: Tennessee Twosome Allegedly "Attacks" a McDonald's Restaurant for Going Light on the Onions!

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Let me tell ya something:  If you happen to draw kitchen detail in the hoosegow with these two felony-facing Onionheads, watch out you ...
Friday, May 18, 2012

Got Pomposity? Obama Edits White House Website to Liken His "Accomplishments" to Those of Every Single American President Since Calvin Coolidge!

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A funny (yet arguably fairly disturbing) story this week from Commentary Magazine , which reports that the Obama White House has edite...