Thursday, April 5, 2012

You Can Bang Me for a Burger: Florida Woman Allegedly Offers Up Sex to Undercover Cop In Exchange for a Few Dollar Menu Items from McDonald's!

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She wasn't going to let him skate away cheaply. Cheap would've meant insisting upon no more than the "McDouble" from the ...
Wednesday, April 4, 2012

'Bout Time: Judge Takes Angry Obama to Task for His Stupid & Disturbing Statements Questioning Judicial Power to Find Obamacare Unconstitutional...

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This Ragin' Independent criticizes Obama freely. Deranged right-winger pundits criticize him freely. [G]op-er politicians criticize hi...
Tuesday, April 3, 2012

"How to Spot If Someone Is Lying to You? Just Ask Your Computer." But Sorry, I Don't Need Any Microchip or New Processor to Tell Me These Things...

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I've got a real simple set of questions that will tell me -- typically to about a 99% degree of certitude -- whether something comin...
Monday, April 2, 2012

Now THIS Was a Hardcore Match! Alleged Burglar & Florida Restaurant Worker Go At It with a Full Panoply of Crazy Weapons!

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This story reminded of something out of the old Extreme Championship Wrestling program. You'd have some hardcore wrestler like Original...
Friday, March 30, 2012

"Tiger Woods' Former Flings to Release Porn Film About Alleged Sexploits": Sounds to Me Like a Flick in Need of a Real Title...

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...since the current title is so BORING : "3 Mistresses: Notorious Tales of the World's Greatest Golfer." What the hell is t...
Thursday, March 29, 2012

They LITERALLY Put Him Through the Meat Grinder: Serbian Slugs Allegedly Murder Rival Gang Leader and Then Cook Him Up in a Big Stew for Lunch...

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These are some sick slimeballs (allegedly). Please remind to stay the hell out of Serbia going forward, and I guess Spain for that matter. ...
Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Right-Wingers Rejoice and Leftists Mourn ObamaCare After a Day of Tough Questions From Supreme Court Justices. But Here's Why I'd Do Neither...

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It's been highly amusing over the past day watching the gop-ers wanting to throw parades -- and leftist 20 percenters in an absolute sta...
Tuesday, March 27, 2012

"Miss Universe Disqualifies Transgender Contestant" Jenna Talackova: The Likely Reactions of the Right-Wingers & Leftists Differ in Complexity...

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Deranged Right-Winger Reaction: "God Damn Right!" versus (NOT that there's much demented difference): Loony Leftist 20 Per...
Monday, March 26, 2012

Thought He'd Make Him an Offer He Can't Refuse? Canadian Man Allegedly Hacks Off Horse's Head & Puts It in a Guy's Truck as a "Prank"!

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Talk about perhaps watching an old movie classic one too many times. Cops in Canada say 28-year-old Darrell Mowat (pictured above) last wee...
Friday, March 23, 2012

"They Made Me a Carry a Nuclear Bomb!"
For Some Reason Cops Disbelieve Drunk Man's Excuse for Allegedly Sloshing Around Buck Naked in Public...

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Cops found his "excuse was a dud," reports the Huffington Post , but frankly I don't see why. Maybe some Islamic extremists g...
Thursday, March 22, 2012

Strike a (Hypocrite) Pose! Instead of Protesting the White House, Madonna Travels to Russia to Protest PUTIN's Support of Anti-Gay Rights Law!

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(Link to full story at bottom). It's very simple: If you're an American who supports gays being allowed to legally marry just like...
Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Guess She's Never Heard, "If You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go": Teacher Allegedly Forces Girl to Use a Makeshift Piss Pot in Class Instead of the Bathroom!

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What is it with these teachers and their damn buckets! First we had a teacher a few days back allegedly dousing some affectionate students ...
Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Can Finally Take My Shithouse Off 24-7 Lockdown: Denver Cops Say They've Nabbed the Notorious "Crapper Scrapper" Toilet Burglar.
What a Load Off!

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I've heard of pulling bank jobs and knocking over gas stations -- but this guy allegedly confined his heists to the head. And is there ...
Monday, March 19, 2012

"It Seemed to Work": Teacher Tries to Cool Off 2 Students Who Were "Kissing and Hugging" in the Hall by Splashing The Pair with a Big Bucket of Water!

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This'll teach 'em not to try stealing a smoocheroo down outside the Home Ec room!!! And ol' Teach apparently couldn't be mo...
Friday, March 16, 2012

Obama Reelect 2012's New Strategy: Scare People By Talking About Now Irrelevant gop-ers -- Even If They're Long Dead!

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I get the whole leftist 20 percenter world view thing that most people are stupid and should be treated as such. But are most people really...