Monday, March 12, 2012

Big Balls or Small Brains? Man Brags Up His Bank Jobs Even BEFORE Committing Them: "Fucking Bank!"

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It's one way that a lot of crimes get solved: The fool perpetrator is so proud of himself after the fact that he just GOTS to tell some...
Friday, March 9, 2012

Papa Johns(on)? Middle School Teacher In Trouble After Students Find Her Past Pizza-Lovin' Porn Videos Online!

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So THAT's why her breath always reeked of a meat lovers' pie! Broad really loved the ol' hand-tossed! As reported this week in...
Thursday, March 8, 2012

Instead of Securing the Shitter, They Secured the Little Shits: Workers Allegedly Use Caution Tape to Tie Up Grade School Boys in the Turlet!

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They were just "horsing around," say a plumber and another maintenance worker in New Jersey following the shitty incident late las...
Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Sharing More in Common Than Just Being the Two Worst Presidents of My Lifetime: W's Neo-Con Twin Now Wants to Get Involved in Syria!

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With the news today that the individual we currently have as president is pushing for us to get involved helping out the rebellion in Syria ...
Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Bad Messaging: Hapless Hollywood Hobos Seek Coin with Pitches Dumber Than the Hollywood Stars Upon Which They Sleep!

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I GET the whole mindless group-think leftist thing going on in Hollywood when it comes the actors, actresses, directors and producers. But ...
Monday, March 5, 2012

No Country for Non-Extremists: Leftist 20 Percenters Raise a Ruckus About Alleged "Moderate" democrat Bob Kerrey Running for Senate. Can't Have That!

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It's the latest example of how our two pathetic political parties have little place in their ranks for much of anyone except for devout ...
Friday, March 2, 2012

"Market Likes Gridlock." Rager Like Gridlock Too. Intrade.com Says to Expect More Gridlock After the 2012 Elections, Which Is Just Fine with Me...

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As stated in the linked article this week from CNBC (home of bosomy news babe Amanda Drury, who's pictured at bottom): It's a commo...
Thursday, March 1, 2012

Boy, You Is a LAZY Bastard! Teen Allegedly Pulls Two of the Laziest Bank Jobs in History from the Comfort of Mama's Car in the Bank Drive-Thru...

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I really don't care for half-ass efforts. Have some pride in what you do, regardless of the activity. You don't try to pull a jewe...
Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Pundit democrat: "Thanks, GOP Candidates, For Move to Far Right!" AS IF There's a Single Thing About the democrat party That's "Moderate" or Centrist!

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The above quote comes from the headline to a Politico.com column this week written by some democrat party person named Jennifer Granholm (ne...
Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Body Damage: Plump Buck-Naked Broad in San Fran Reportedly Goes Berzerk on Man's Windshield for No Good Reason -- All Out in the Middle of the Street!

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He just wanted to take his car in for some repairs, and all he got for his efforts was a lotta more hurt! And this plus-sized broad must RE...
Monday, February 27, 2012

"Fuck You, You Son of a Bitch, Now It's My Turn!" Hero 90-Year-Old Blasts Alleged Slimeball Burglar After Getting Shot in the Damn Face!

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You picked the wrong old fart codger to screw around with, scumbait. 90-year-old fitness buff Jay Leone (pictured above and below) of Gree...
Friday, February 24, 2012

Obama: "I've Got Another Five Years Coming Up" as President. My, Aren't We Full of Ourselves?!?

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That was a flat out stupid statement by the individual we currently have as president, who's often described by leftist 20 percenters as...
Thursday, February 23, 2012

Why Not Just Draw 'Em a Map: Hungry "Burglar" Allegedly Knocks Over Partyshop But Gets Nabbed After Cops Follow a Trail of Candy Wrappers to His Door!

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It's never difficult to find Jose. Always leaves a trail of rubbish behind him. Allegedly... I'll say this: He must've been fa...
Wednesday, February 22, 2012

He Got a Ride, All Right -- Straight to the Hoosegow: Florida Man Calls 911 So that Cops Will Call Him a Damn Taxi!

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I wonder if cops might have been a little more sympathetic if 55-year-old Michael Barker (pictured immediately above) would have called 911 ...
Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Rick Santorum Staffer: Obama Needs to Rein In His "Radical Islamic Policies." Say What? Methinks Ricky Needs to Rein In His Campaign Aids...

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In case you don't follow the political circus very closely (and I couldn't blame you), Santorum is the one right-winger still left s...
Monday, February 20, 2012

Don't Interrupt This Man's Shopping: Portly Man Allegedly Goes Berserk on Cops For Disrupting His Buck Naked Walmart Shopping Spree!

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Hey, he may have been naked, but at least it appears he was shopping for new clothes (allegedly). And it sounds like he cared none too much...