Monday, February 6, 2012

WHOOPS! FBI Goes Leatherface on a Broad, Terrorizing Her Home & Child Before Realizing They Had the Wrong Damn Apartment!

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It must've been like waking up in the middle of a Texas Chainsaw Massacre film: You wake up at the crack of dawn to the tune of some m...
Friday, February 3, 2012

I've Now Found a 20 Percenter Group That I'm Proud to be a Part of: As In, NOT a Part of the "75% of People [Who] Text, Email, Surf Web on Toilet"...

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I often make fun of the democrat party for representing little more than a small swath of the population whom I refer to as "leftist 20...
Thursday, February 2, 2012

Bad Choice in Women: Girlfriend's False Rape Charges Land Boyfriend in a World of Hurt, Then the Broad Walks Away Scot Free!

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Now this is what I'd call the girlfriend from hell. And probably the criminal justice system from hell to boot. Please remind me again...
Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Never Put a Sharp Metal Object in Your Mouth Lest It Be a Paperclip: Dentist Sentenced For Using Cheap Office Supplies to Perform Root Canal!

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I recall it from an old Bill Cosby routine: These damn dentists always advise patients never to stick sharp metal objects in their mouths, b...
Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Monday's Most Moronic: gop-er Comparing Obama to Italian Cruise Ship Captain, or Obama Himself Claiming He's Created 22 Million New Jobs?

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...such Obama gaffe statement came when in fact that new jobs number during his so-called presidency is at most something like one-seventh o...
Monday, January 30, 2012

So You Want Me to Do Something to Help Out the Hispanic Community? OK, I Think Maybe I'll Eat Some Tacos.

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That's a rather crude, inappropriate remark, of course. But when it was recently uttered by the mayor of East Haven, Connecticut (a roc...
Friday, January 27, 2012

He'll Never Try that One Again: Alleged Burglar Gets the Living Hell Beat Out of Him After Female Victim Comes After Him with a Damn Bedpost!

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He took all the risk on Friday the 13th, and all he got for it was a good bedpost beatin' and a trip to the hospital! He's 40-year-...
Thursday, January 26, 2012

"Hello, Police: Mama's Banging Her Boyfriend in the Next Room & I Can't Sleep Over Here!" Teen Calls 911 to Report Mama's Sex Romp!

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This has to be a new one in the 911 annals. We've seen customers at fast food joints call 911 when something's wrong with their ord...
Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Weighing in Favor of a "Weak Mayor" Form of Municipal Governance? S. Carolina Mayor Gets Pulled Over for Speeding, & So the Mayor Pulls Over the Cop!

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There's something to be said for too much power lying with the Head Honcho in the executive branch in a democracy. Too much power tends...
Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Maybe Baseball's the Wrong Sport For Him: Teen Allegedly "Goes Berserk" on Coach During Baseball Practice After Stripping Down Buck Naked...

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I don't imagine it's a very a good thing when on the first day of baseball practice, a high school player gets handcuffed and busted...
Monday, January 23, 2012

Hobo With a Long-Knife: Arizona Homeless Bum Allegedly Butchers Cat for Dinner & Puts Uneaten Portions to Good Use as Well...

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Maybe this hobo is some sort of sick descendant of the Plains Indians. They were renowned for always finding some use for most parts of a sl...
Friday, January 20, 2012

What a Ballbreaker: Cops Bust "Bam Bam the Testicle Attacker" for Allegedly Bustin' Her Old Man's Balls (Literally) and a Whole Lotta More!

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That cold-hearted stare you see above belongs to one bona fide ball buster (allegedly). She's 24-year-old Savannah "Bam Bam" ...
Thursday, January 19, 2012

Junior's Got No Juice Box, Daddy Never Sleeps at Night: 5-Year-Old Allegedly Goes Ape & Shanks Family Members Over Juice Box Dispute!

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There are some things in this life that you just don't do. Never take cancer sticks away from a nicotine fiend who's not looking to ...