Thursday, January 12, 2012

"Please Come to Boston for the Springtime": Think I'll Pass, As Beantown Cracks Down on Subway Operators, Requiring Them to Start Staying Awake!

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I've heard of draconian workplace mandates before, but this is ridiculous. Like the typical sour pus employer who requires employees to...
Wednesday, January 11, 2012

"Gay Marriage Is a Threat to Humanity," Spouts His Excellency Pope Benedict XVI. So THAT's Why He Won't Let All His Priests Get Married?!?

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...but at least Popey can count among his political friends and allies a fellow anointed royal figure in the form of His Majesty Barack Obam...
Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Can We Please Say "Person Hole"? New Mexico Father & Son Reportedly Plunge Down Exposed "Manhole" Into Raw Sewage, Nearly Killing Themselves...

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It's amazing to me that the media still doesn't get it. The word "manhole" has been politically incorrect since probably t...
Monday, January 9, 2012

Sure She Wasn't a Carny on Her Night Off? Mom Allegedly Gets Bombed on Booze & Passes Out at Florida Amusement Park While Her Kids Play on the Rides!

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I'm trying to ponder potential explanations for this type of alleged behavior. Maybe Mama really wanted to win that huge stuffed animal...
Friday, January 6, 2012

When Abstract Meets Deranged: Denver Woman Allegedly Terrorizes $30 Million Museum Painting with Her Ass and a Whole Lot More...

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OK, I get that some people simply don't care for or appreciate abstract art. We all have our little foibles. I, for example, disdain pa...
Thursday, January 5, 2012

WARNING, Ordains Obama Hatchet Man David Axelrod: Mitt Romney's "The 25 Percent Man"; "No Enthusiasm for Romney"...

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...Those barbs were in reference to gop-er "front-runner" Romney's 25 percent performance in this week's Iowa caucus (in w...
Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Now Obama's REALLY in Trouble in 2012 AD: Crazy Old Mexican Wizard Predicts an Obama Loss in November...

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After an evening when largely unknown (though not to me) Pennsylvania has-been Rick Santorum is in a contest too-close-to-call (at midnight ...
Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Hey, Honey Baby, Bet I Can Guess the Size of Your Rack: CBS Radio Chick Tells Workplace Horror Stories of Alleged Neanderthal Lout Male Co-Workers...

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It may now be 2012 AD, but it was might as well be 1912 AD at CBS Radio affiliate KYW in Philadelphia (allegedly). It's amazing to me t...
Sunday, January 1, 2012

Prediction Time for What Should Prove to be a Wild & Wade Wooley 2012 AD...

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I tried conjuring up a futuristic vision or two while squatting naked on one leg for a few hours in a van down by the Missouri River, but al...
Saturday, December 31, 2011

Breach of Contract! PA Man Allegedly Calls 911 After Hoes Hired to Double Up on Him Instead Go at Each Other & Keep Him Relegated to the "Sideline"...

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[ Menage a Trois Week continues on TIR...] I really don't know the sadder situation here: (1) A couple of hookers allegedly taking all ...
Friday, December 30, 2011

"One Boob Put Away, One Boob Hanging!!" NASCAR Driver Raises the Red Flag on Twitter with Anti-Breastfeeding Rant...

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Maybe he's recently been forgetting to use his HANS Device out there on the track. Either that, or he might want to check his exhaust s...