Thursday, December 15, 2011

They Could've at Least Taken It Into the Shithouse: Canadian Couple Copulates on Subway Train, Gets Tossed Off, Then Finishes the Job on the Platform!

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I've heard of babes ridin' the gravy train, but this is absolutely ridiculous. Passengers aboard a Canadian subway train this week ...
Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Brace, America, for the WORST Presidential Choice Offered Up By These Two Pathetic Parties in American History!

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Looking for some pithy thought to offer up on Twitter last night, it suddenly hit me like a ton of damn bricks: The 2012 presidential choic...
Tuesday, December 13, 2011

They Even Call Him Mr. Johnson: Married, Anti-Gay Marriage gop-er Politician Donates Sperm to Lesbian Couple & Eight Other Women!

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Methinks this deranged right-wing freak wants to plant his seed just a little too hard. He's named Bill's Johnson (what else?), and...
Monday, December 12, 2011

It's Not As If She Threw Away Their Smokes: Kids Allegedly Unleash "Vicious Attack" on Mama For Tossing Out Their Beer!

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I guess this story might make a lick of sense if Mama had tossed out the kids' cigarettes, suddenly turning them into nicotine fiends on...
Saturday, December 10, 2011

"I Was Just Spanking My Ass! Want My Pink Weapon?" Cops Allegedly Catch PA Man Pleasuring Himself in a Parking Lot with a Pink Dildo!

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Pretty in Pink, he's not. Cops in Pennsylvania may now reconsider taking any shifts over the witchin' hour after the freak show the...
Thursday, December 8, 2011

Newt Gingrich's Gay Sister "Slams Her Brother's Opposition to Gay Marriage" & Vows to Work "Hard" to Re-Elect Obama -- Who Also Opposes Gay Marriage!

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This is ripe. I had to write about this one. This one gave me the biggest laugh I've had all week -- and that's even with myself a...

Glad He's Not in Kansas Anymore: Obama's Speech This Week Dumps the Sunflower State With More B.S. Than Three Pinocchios in an Alabama Shithouse...

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That would be a three seater! I'm just glad I was able to escape my current state of residence (Kansas) on Tuesday because I don't ...
Wednesday, December 7, 2011

I May Have Flunked, But At Least I Never Drove Into the Damn Ocean: Woman Taking Drivers Test Nearly Caps a Hobo, Then Sails Into the High Seas!

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Hey, I've had the Drivers Test Blues myself. I flunked twice at age 16. The first time through was the accumulation of a whole comedy ...
Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Who Says Pot Never Kills You? Busted for Allegedly Smoking the Tree in the Shithouse, New York Man Keels Over From Damn Heart Attack After Cop Fracas

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Holy Smokes, it would have been a simple possession charge! Instead, a man lies dead from a heart attack reportedly suffered after he engag...
Monday, December 5, 2011

You Could Even Put Lipstick on This Pig: Female Artist Goes Hog Wild, Lives Buck Naked in Squalor in a Damn Pig Pen for Over Four Days!

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If that don't absolutely beat a pig a-peckin'! She's 30-year-old Korean "artist" Miru Kim, and visitors to the Art Ba...
Sunday, December 4, 2011

She Allegedly Served Thanksgiving Breast in Exchange For Some Gravy: Buxom Bike Broad Allegedly Bangs 15-Year-Old Boy at Turkey Day Family Gathering!

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[For Jimmy Van Gobble:] Jeezal Peezal, Coach Petrillo, I've been going to these damn Thanksgiving gatherings my whole life, and all I ev...
Saturday, December 3, 2011

Another Day, More Right-Winger Allegations of Left-Slanting Media Bias. Complete Bunk, As Usual...

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The gop-ers love to rail on and on about the so-called "mainstream" media (ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC, MSNBC, New York Times, Washington P...
Friday, December 2, 2011

They May Want to Change Horses in Midstream: Playboy's Barbi Twins Outraged at Obama & Others For Lifting of Horse Slaughter Ban...

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I'd say former Playboy playmates Shane and Sia Barbi (apparently previous Obama supporters) backed the wrong horse in 2008 AD. The two ...