Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Stir It Up! Singer Patti LaBelle Allegedly Shows New Attitude & Goes Whacko, Tossing Water in a Toddler's Face & Throwing a Punch at the Pregnant Mom!

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She never sounded so angry like this in her music! She's known for her long string of U.S. R&B and Dance chart hits spanning four d...
Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Ms. Laurie, Let Me Tear Down Your Wall: New Book Accuses Ronald Reagan of Being a Cheap Hamburger Date and a "Rude, Insensitive Show-off" in Bed...

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As an Independent, I always love mentioning or talking about Reagan, because it's damn sure to piss somebody off. He's one of the m...
Monday, November 14, 2011

Reading Between the Sheets: Cali School Reportedly Has Porn Star Sasha Grey Conduct "Story Time" with the First Graders!

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"Mommy, Mommy, we had fun today at school! It was strawberry milk day. And my book order came in. And little Hector farted in the lu...
Saturday, November 12, 2011

"DEATH, DISEASE PLAGUE 'OCCUPY' PROTESTS"...

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...and that's just in the port-a-potty. http://www.ajc.com/news/nation-world/22-deaths-at-occupy-1222623.html http://www.ksl.com/?nid=10...
Friday, November 11, 2011

"OOPS, I forgot": Why Rick Perry's Now Infamous "Oops" Moment in Wednesday's gop-er Debate May Really Suck for the democrat party...

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It was the most painful thing I've ever watched in a political event on this large of a stage (links at bottom). Not only did dimwitted...
Thursday, November 10, 2011

Menage 'a Trouble: "Threesome Goes Awry" and Allegedly Leads Florida Man to Attack Wife & Second Woman with a Damn Television Set!

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You don't have to be that mullet-headed redneck dude from Office Space for it be your ultimate man-dream: It's called getting a co...
Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Far From Being "99%," Here's Why the occupy wall streeters Are Nothing More Than Leftist 20 Percenters...

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This blog invented the term "leftist 20 percenter" long before the "occupy wall street" effort was even a brain fart for...
Tuesday, November 8, 2011

American Leftist 20 Percenters Identify New Enemy: The "Super Old." Meantime, "occupy wall street" Ponders Name Change to "Ossify Hospice Hill"...

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...All this in reaction to startling news this week AD that "U.S. young-old wealth gap worse than ever: Typical U.S. household with hea...
Monday, November 7, 2011

"A Further Blow to the One-Time Darling of Reality TV"? Kate Gosselin Accused of Bad Mothering After Sitting By as 1 of her 8 Crawls Under Her Minivan

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You tell me if things have really gotten that bad for Kate Gosselin: Yes, her long-running reality show was cancelled in August and she...
Sunday, November 6, 2011

Whack Job Weekend Continues at occupy wall street: Demented Protester Allegedly Goes Berzerk on Card Reader When McDonald's Won't Give Him Free Eats!

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I repeat: If I'd have known it would be this fun to watch, I might have been right out there with 'em! And so it is, another day an...
Saturday, November 5, 2011

Where Can I Sign Up? Deranged Hobo Goes on "Violent Rampage" at occupy wall street Before an Even Crazier Protester Punches Him Out!

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If I'd known there would be this kind of high entertainment at the "occupy wall street" protests, I might have gone out and jo...
Friday, November 4, 2011

Of All People, Justin Bieber Banged THIS?
No Wonder He Was Out of That Shithouse in 30 Seconds Flat! And What Might Selena Gomez Be Thinking?

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This is not by design. It really isn't Shithouse Week in the TIR. Instead, it just so happens that the best stories the past few days ...