Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Suckin' on a Crack Pipe Outside the Tastee Freeze? Small Town Missouri Kindergartener Allegedly Brings Mama's Pipe & Meth to School Show & Tell!

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I know the small town of Sweet Springs, Missouri. Have driven through it many times on Interstate 70 in the western half of the Show-Me Sta...
Tuesday, September 20, 2011

A New Low in Crime Defenses? UK Man Claims Female Attorney "Accidentally" Choked to Death While Performing Oral Sex on Him in the Backseat of Her Car

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At least he didn't try to claim that the glove didn't fit. But I doubt what's sure to be called the "she choked on my chic...
Sunday, September 18, 2011

Is Obama a "Sexist, Egotistical, Lying, Hypocritical" Leftist? Although He'd Surely Say, "Who You Callin' Sexist," a New Book Claims Exactly That...

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He treated his female employees like meat. Hence the moniker, "Sexist, Egotistical, Lying, Hypocritical" Bossman. His name was F...
Saturday, September 17, 2011

We've Got LeftNecks in Charge? The Obamas Set Up Their Own White House Still for Making Alcohol; Uncle Jesse Tells the Law to Leave Them Alone...

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What's next? His Majesty and The Queen bitterly clinging to their Bibles while they tote rifles to a local tea party rally in September...
Friday, September 16, 2011

A Lesson for Unmarried Men Everywhere: If You Want the Love, Wear a Damn Glove. Lest You Want to be Taken to the Cleaners by a Broad Like This...

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She's Canadian cover girl model Linda Evangelista, and she's trying to get her French baby daddy to surrender. Seems she shacked up...
Thursday, September 15, 2011

Nailin' Palin, Indeed! As New Book Alleges Sarah Palin Banged Basketball Star Glen Rice in the Late '80s AD, I Can Only Imagine Her Pillow Talk...

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As you've probably by now heard, the allegations from the upcoming Joe McGinniss book are being reported in the National Enquirer . McG...
Wednesday, September 14, 2011

He Made a Real Splash on that Ass: Slug Tries to Knock Over Gas Station, But Gets Thwarted When Attendant Sprays Him with Gas Hose!

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This slimeball really "got hosed." Next time he might want to just pay at the pump. Lest he wants to (literally) guzzle some mor...
Tuesday, September 13, 2011

She Goes Ape for Her Smokes: "Orangutan Is Kicked Out of Zoo for Smoking" and Munching on Rubbish! Shirley, They Can't Be Serious!

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She may now have to try to quit cold monkey. That's because there's no more cigarette smoking for Shirley, a 25-year-old orangutan ...
Monday, September 12, 2011

Let Me Guess, She Was Cookin' Breast? Buck Naked "Barbie" Doll Babe Caught Grillin' Out in the Buff on Google Street View!

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Holey moley, and give me some guacamole with that rack a' lamb! We've seen Google Street View previously pick up some very demented...
Sunday, September 11, 2011

Obama in His Stimulus Speech This Week Erroneously Credits Abraham Lincoln with Founding the Internet...

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...Al Gore sighs. The "mainstream" media buries the story in a lock box. http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/09/pbs_alters_tr...
Saturday, September 10, 2011

As Cali Hosts "9/11 Conspiracy Movie Festival" this Weekend, I Do Wish the Leftist 20 Percenters Would Just Get Their Damn Story Straight on 9/11!

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You may try, but you really can't have it both ways, leftist 20 percenters. Either Bush orchestrated September 11, 2001 AD, or Al Qaed...
Friday, September 9, 2011

Never Mind the Bullock: Utah Man Frightens Neighbors By Reportedly Butchering a Damn Cow in His Driveway!

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Holy Cow! This story's no bull; rather one big cow-tastrophy: Cops in Ogden, Utah this week were called to a residential neighborhood ...