Friday, August 19, 2011

What's a University of Missouri? Never Heard of It. Is That the One in Jersey?

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Says Mike Berandino this week in the South Florida Sun-Sentinel : "Missouri must be very proud at having lured away a man [head basket...
Thursday, August 18, 2011

Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves: Band of Gypsies, Apparently Tired of Being Hobos, Squats in Home & Turns It Into a Skid Row Flophouse!

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I guess there really still do exist "bands of gypsies" apart from Wolfman movies, since one particularly grubby such band repo...
Wednesday, August 17, 2011

He Had a "Need to Feed": Teenage Dracula Allegedly Runs Amok in Rick Perry's Texas. Best Load Them Silver Bullets!

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The rotten economic times in Obama's America have now apparently gotten so bad that they've come home to roost in Texas -- the s...
Tuesday, August 16, 2011

"Good-looking Candidates Get More Votes," New Study Says. But I Call Bunk...

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It may be the Massachusetts Institute of Technology ("MIT"), but methinks they should stick to rocket science. Pointing to such...
Monday, August 15, 2011

Obama Monday Blames the Rotten Economy on His Own "Bad Luck"...

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The buck stops with you, Mr. President. How about if you act like it for the first time in your presidency? http://campaign2012.wa...

A Real Shocker: White House Has "Concluded That the Best Thing Mr. Obama Can Do For the Economy May Be Winning a Second Term."

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Such a wise and profound "conclusion." Only problem: The latest Gallup polling data suggests that only about 39% of the country...
Sunday, August 14, 2011

I'M A MAN! I FIRE LABORERS FOR WEARING THE WRONG DAMN T-SHIRT! (Allegedly)

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Look at that goof. He's Oklahoma State head football coach Mike Gundy. Up until now, about the only thing he's been known for i...
Saturday, August 13, 2011

Worst Defense Ever? Boss Says: There's No Way Anyone Here Sexually Harassed Her, Because "She's Too Ugly" to be Harassed!

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Now this was the workplace from hell (allegedly). 23-year-old Priscilla Agosto of New York (pictured above and on right) has filed a s...
Friday, August 12, 2011

Is the democrat party Bankrolled by a Woman Beater? Emperor Palpatine Accused of Slapping Around and Trying to Choke Out His Young Girlfriend...

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Just take a gander at that dirty old man. He's 80-year-old George Soros -- one of the world's richest men and a principal finan...
Thursday, August 11, 2011

"Thanks For the Downgrade, You Should All Be FIRED!" Yeah -- What She Said!...

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That was the banner that was flown high atop the Big Apple this week and right over Manhattan. It was paid for by -- of all people --...
Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Bonnie and Clydes? "Bank-Robbing Stripper" Allegedly Leads Gang of Two Brothers on Violent Bank Job and Multi-State Crime Spree...

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...although apparently she was fully clothed when she and her gang knocked over that bank (allegedly). Her name is Lee Grace Dough...
Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Ex-Obama Economic Adviser Christina Romer: The United States "Is Pretty Darn Fucked!"

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The exclamation point, BTW, comes from the news account (link at bottom) and wasn't added by me. Which begs the question: Was Romer...
Monday, August 8, 2011

Another Sign of the Rotten Economic Times:
Man Allegedly Tries to Knock Over a 7-Eleven with a Giant Tree Branch!

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Have things in America really gotten so bad that common street hoods can't even afford a decent robbery weapon anymore? Seems that way,...
Sunday, August 7, 2011

Unholy Hoosegow: "Sheriff's Deputy Turned Jail Into Female Orgy and Operated Party-Like Atmosphere"!

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Barney Fife, he wasn't (allegedly). And he's created quite the Stir down Broward County, Florida way. Cops there say male deputy M...