Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Woman in Flashy Sweat Suit Allegedly Knocks Over Gas Station with a Screwdriver, Then Heads to St. Patrick's Day Parade to Join the Festivities!

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Well, she doesn't look Irish. And it certainly wasn't her lucky day, either. But maybe she really needed some St. Patrick's...
Monday, March 21, 2011

I'm Still Not Precisely Sure Why It Was Necessary for the United States and Its So-Called "Allies" to Get Involved in Libya. Are You?

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Muammar Gadhafi is crazy with a capital K that rhymes with Tripoli. That walking sarcophagus is a brutal dictator willing to engage in li...
Sunday, March 20, 2011

Don't Be a Fat White Kid Named Schmidt in Obama's America: Because I Don't Think Barack, Michelle & their DOJ Could Care Less About You.

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Oh sure, they'll get just as involved as they can in what the fatty Schmidt eats at school. But don't look for any real equal prot...
Saturday, March 19, 2011

Look at this Slime: What's with the Bums of America Recently Breaking Into Joints Wearing Nothing But a Smile?

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In the past few months, first we had the naked hobo in Florida who broke into the old folks home and got his grub on. Now, out in L.A., we...
Friday, March 18, 2011

Give Me Your Damn Tax Refund OR ELSE, Pastor From Hell Allegedly Tells His "Flock"! What Is It With These Houston Preachers?

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Rector? They'll damn near kill her! First we had the original "punchin' preacher" – legendary two-time heavyweight box...
Thursday, March 17, 2011

One-Stop Shopping to a New Level? Chili's Joint Allegedly Provides Chance to Get Your Grub, Your Sewing, & Your Pot Pipe Cleaning On All at Once!

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23-year-old Ashley Phillips of Farmington, New Mexico, allegedly got a little more than she bargained for at the local Chili's burger ...
Wednesday, March 16, 2011

"Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong Oooh!" UCLA Babe in Hot Water for Mocking Asians on YouTube. Why Doesn't Rush Slimebaugh Get the Same Treatment?

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Her name is Alexandra Wallace (who apparently goes by "Allie" when she bikini models), and the third-year UCLA political science s...
Tuesday, March 15, 2011

That's Gotta Smart: "Snake Dies of Silicone Poisoning After Biting Girl on Her [Fake] Boob"! 1st Question: Why Was She Letting a Snake Bite Her Rack?

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She's busty Israeli model Orit Fox. And this bosomy braintrust was on Spanish TV channel "Telecino," apparently engaging in ...
Monday, March 14, 2011

They Got This One-Year-Old Punk "All Liquored Up! All F*cked Up on Alcohol!"

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Actually, that's a line from Susie Essman's vile, foul-mouthed character on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" after Larry David accid...
Sunday, March 13, 2011

Did Bubba Clinton Completely Ruin This Young Lady's Life? Or Did "That Woman" Just Blow It?

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…Blow her life, that is. This story from Britain's Daily Mail is from a few days ago, but I haven't seen the American media paying...