Friday, January 21, 2011

Forgettaboutit! As the FBI This Week Scores the Biggest Bust of American Mafia Figures in History, I'm Already Thinking Ahead to the Movie!

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In case you missed it, the FBI this week arrested 127 alleged organized crime members from all of the infamous "Five Families" of...
Thursday, January 20, 2011

I Declare This "Uncivil Thursday" After Democrat Compares GOP to Nazis and Florida Teens Allegedly Snort Ashes of Cremated Man Like They Were Cocaine.

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Let the non-civility begin! First up is democrat party congressman Steve Cohen of Tennessee, who – during this week's debate on the rep...
Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Their Eyes Have Seen the Glory of the Comin' of the Sarah? Supporters Record Oddball Tribute Song to Palin. Will It Hit the Top 40?

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It's been all over the Net this week and has gone viral on YouTube. The zany song is called the "Sarah Palin Battle Hymn," an...
Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Clone Zone: "I Don’t Want to Live My Life Again," Said Snuffleupagus. The Woolly Mammoth, Like Most Things From the Past, Should Stay Dead & Buried.

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"I don't want to live my life again" was a line from legendary rock group The Ramones' theme song from the Pet Sematary ...
Monday, January 17, 2011

No Fun League? I Can Appreciate Players Behaving Like Jackasses, Just So Long As They Entertain Me!

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And the New York Jets' Shonn Greene certainly did entertain me yesterday. If you didn't catch the Jets 28-21 upset victory over New...
Sunday, January 16, 2011

I've Heard of Back Alley Abortions, But "Black Market Boob & Butt Jobs" Out of an Apartment Bedroom? And Complete With a Healthy Dose of Krazy Glue?!

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With a headline reading "Booby-Trapped," this story's from New York, where 36-year-old Whalesca Castillo (pictured on the lef...
Saturday, January 15, 2011

Where Are the Calls for "Civility" to the Nation's Animals After a Bloody Week in which a Fox Shot a Man & a Rat Bit a Dude Right on the Tallywacker?!

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It was a bad week for humans. The small land mammals of the world are apparently fed up with us pushing our weight around so much, and they...
Friday, January 14, 2011

Coldfellas: It's "The Obama Way" on Full Display, As Brooklyn Ice Cream Man Brings Knife to a Fight with Competitor, But Gets Coned w/ a Baseball Bat!

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As I listen today to the 1,000th democrat party member tell me this week to act with more "civility," I see this crazy story from...
Thursday, January 13, 2011

Conservative Charles Krauthammer Ordains that the Actions of Alleged Arizona Killer Jared Loughner Were "Not Political Behavior." But I’m Not So Sure.

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In a new column this week, the conservative commentator Krauthammer attempts to take a look at various Loughner accounts from people who kn...
Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Jeezal Peezal! Charlie Sheen’s New Girlfriend Has Sure Been One Busy Porn Babe…

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Her name is Bree Olson. She's 23 and just a small town girl, originally from Fort Wayne, Indiana. While Sheen, 45, is reportedly curren...
Tuesday, January 11, 2011

As Kansas City Is Pummeled with Nearly a Foot of Snow & Arctic-Like Winds, I Think I’m Starting to Come Around on This Whole Blame Game Thing…

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It took a completely ungodly Midwest cold snap & snow blast, plus a healthy dose of the Arizona massacre, to finally bring me to my sen...