Who Says Anthony's Weiner & Wife Huma's Weiner Couldn't Get Into Porn? Another Former Hillary Clinton Staffer Already Has...

There's been much discussion in this space recently speculating how Anthony's Weiner is going to make a buck now that he's pulled out of Congress -- especially given that he has no particular talent apart from being an obnoxious partisan loudmouth. I dismissed very quickly the notion that he might simply take the Weiner into porn, since I found it hard to believe that his wife (and Hillary Clinton staffer) Huma's Weiner would ever allow that.

The retort, however, was: Why couldn't Huma's Weiner join Anthony's Weiner in the porn industry, much like a political world's version of Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick? But I had a similar reaction to that one: A high-level political operative getting into porn? That would be virtually unprecedented...

Until now, leastways. With the same perfect timing exhibited by the democrat party's calls last week for Anthony's Weiner to shrink out of sight, the story comes out this week that a different former Hillary Clinton staffer named Sammie Spades (the blonde pictured variously above) is now a porn star. You just can't make this stuff up.

Spades worked for Clinton in 2006 before reportedly "swapping the pantsuit for panties and a career in porn." But while her "assets" may "include a 32DD bust and 26-inch waist," just take a look above at this broad. Seems to me to be proof positive that just about anyone can get into porn nowadays:

The last time I saw a nose like that, it was trotting around the bridle path. Message to Ms. Spades: Babs Streisand called; she says you can keep the hair, but she wants her mush back. I mean, if this dame walked into a Kentucky shithouse, even the flies would flee.

But all that aside, one cannot take away from Ms. Spades that her porn career has taken off faster than an Obama weekend getaway. Here are ten of her top porn titles thus far (alphabetized) -- limited to only titles that are repeatable in a family blog such as this one:

1. Big Butts Like It Big 8 (co-starring James Deen)
2. Bomb Ass White Booty 13 (co-starring Wesley Pipes)
3. Busty Nurses (co-starring Pat Myne)
4. CEOs and Office Ho's
5. Fresh Squeeze 2 (co-starring Mark Wood)
6. Internal Injections 7 (co-starring Alex Gonz)
7. I Love Ass Cheeks 4 (co-starring John Strong)
8. She Is Half My Age 12 (co-starring Joe Blow)
9. Sperm Receptacles 5 (co-starring Jessica Bangkok)
10. White Bubble Butts 4 (co-starring Mr. Pipes, Ice Cold, and Rico Strong, the apparent brother of John)

So I say go for it, Anthony & Huma's Weiner! You need to pounce while your five minutes of fame is still continuing to run. Don't do a Lewinsky and completely blow your opportunity, over there.

http://nation.foxnews.com/hillary-clinton/2011/06/20/porn-star-i-used-be-clinton-intern
http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/world/archives/2011/06/20110620-135549.html
http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/20/hillary-clinton-porn-star-intern-sammie-spades-senator-secretary-of-state/

Leftist 20 Percenters Go Ape: Obama Appears to Steal Line from Mob Movie; Media Ignores Key Pentagon Suspect Fact; & NBC Butchers the Pledge...

Actually, that Obama apparently stole a talking point from the script of the mob movie Casino is kind of funny to me. But not so much the other oddball behavior of the leftist 20 percenters over the weekend, as (1) virtually every "mainstream" news outlet ignored the basic core fact of the Pentagon suspect story that the guy was a Muslim and (2) NBC allowed its leftist 20 percenter political agenda to even creep into its sports coverage, intentionally editing the words "under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance during the U.S. Open golf tournament.

What's Next? That He'll Make Gadhafi An Offer He Can't Refuse?

This one I don't view as that big deal of a deal. It's more entertaining than anything. Listening to the radio Monday morning, I was struck by a weekend interview quote from Obama. On Father's Day, with the "mainstream" media playing up what a wonderful old man Obama is, Obama took the opportunity to talk about how once a day, he drops everything so that he can spend a little quality time with his two daughters:

"At 6:30, no matter how busy I am, for an hour and a half, my only focus is them."

You see, I'm a bit of a gangster film buff. Just one of my quirks. So I immediately recognized Obama's line as being eerily similar to a line spouted by Robert De Niro with respect to Joe Pesci's crazy gangster character "Nicky Santoro" in the film Casino. Said Nicky in the movie:

"But around 6:30 in the morning, when he finished his day, no matter where he was or what he was doing, he always went home to make breakfast for his son, Nicky boy."

Judge for yourself. All I know is, if Obama starts dropping "forgetaboutits" and claiming that he's responsible for "whacking out" Bin Laden, then we're going to have a bona fide pattern on our hands.

He Was "Everything BUT a Muslim"

You may have seen the weekend story about some slime named Yonathan Melaku who was allegedly slinking around Arlington Cemetery with "suspicious materials" while his red Nissan (pictured above) parked near the Pentagon set off a "major incident." Reportedly Fox News was one of the very few -- if only -- major news outlets to report a basic, fundamental fact about the story, i.e. that Melaku is Muslim.

But the "mainstream" media did go out of its way to describe Melaku in every other way possible. The descriptions included, "Marine Lance Corporal," a "Marine Reservist," and "Ethiopian," and (the obligatory) "Lone Wolf." And if now they'll just let me know what Melaku had for breakfast that day, I'll die a happy man. (That from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid -- I give attribution to the movie lines from which I steal).

It's also been reported that Melaku was carrying around a "notebook praising the Taliban." So this does not appear to be the sort of guy whom I would exactly characterize as your typical, non-violent, non-fundamentalist Muslim.

What if Melaku had been some sort of Christian fundamentalist and right-wing extremist? You can be darn sure the "mainstream" media would have not only reported that fact, but would have played it up to the hilt.

And I would have fully expected them to do so. I would want to know those facts, same I want to know if the suspect in a potential terror incident is a Muslim carrying around radical Islamic writings or materials. But obviously that's just a little too much to expect from the "mainstream" media.

You're Allowed to THINK God, But Don't SAY It!

This one gets the award for the just plain petty and chickenshit move of the weekend by the "mainstream" media. NBC purposefully edited out the words "Under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance during the U.S. Open.

To NBC, I have only five words: God, God, God -- God, God! The network, BTW, has today offered the typical non-apology apology over the whole matter ("We apologize if anyone was offended").

But none of this comes as a real surprise from the most far-leftist "mainstream" news outlet in the United States. I fully expect to surf past MSNBC tonight and see a story calling news of the latest fall of the American dollar "highly unexpected," complete with a dollar bill graphic that just says "We Trust" on the face of the bill.

Then next up on the MSNBC evening show lineup will be something they call the "OM" (formerly "OMG") segment, featuring our illustrious president. Tonight's OM feature will highlight how, [CENSORED] damn it, Obama always breaks away from anything he's doing at 6:30 to have a meal with his kids. Don't Obama and these "mainstream" news outlets owe Scorsese a royalty or something? (Although they certainly owe nothing to God).

http://abcnews.go.com/ThisWeek/week-transcript-sen-john-mccain/story?id=13869543

http://www.hark.com/clips/wctccbzlyk-when-he-finished-his-day

http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/brent-baker/2011/06/17/abc-terrorist-suspect-everything-muslim-marine-lance-corporal-marine-re

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004750/Man-suspicious-device-detained-Pentagon.html?ITO=1490

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/06/19/nbc-apologizes-for-omitting-under-god-from-pledge-during-us-open-broadcast/?test=latestnews

So a Leftist 20 Percenter and a Bunch of Normal People Get on a Train Together...

One of the very few good things about leftist 20 percenters is that they are generally very predictable in their behavior (same as the right-wingers). They rarely depart from tried-but-cruel mannerisms, talking points and viewpoints with respect to the people and world around them.

Case in point -- according to accounts this week and a YouTube video capturing most of the events on a New York City train (link at bottom):

-The woman (pictured above) got on the train and started "talking loudly to a friend, allegedly using profanities."

-One of the train's conductors tells the woman "to keep the noise down and to stop using swear words."

-The woman denies her own obvious behavior and goes ballistic at the notion of anyone having the gall to challenge her for acting inappropriately: "I was not cursing, excuse me, do you know what schools I've been to?"

-As two of the train conductors talk among themselves, the woman again interjects: "I'm sorry, do you think I'm a little hoodlum?"

-As the conductors and passengers persist in failing to realize the woman's obviously high intellect and exemplary education, the woman again reminds them: "Excuse me? Do you know well-educated I am?"

-The moronic masses on the train still not getting the message, the woman has finally had enough: "Stop the train! Stop the train!"

-"Getting ever more worked up, the woman demands her money back and says she'll never give Metro-North her money ever again."

-At that, the rest of the train erupts in applause and gives the woman a standing ovation. [OK, I made that part up.]

-One of the conductors suggests that the woman take her gripes to customer service.

-As the woman departs the train in a huff, she fires off one last closing salvo calculated as a final-ditch effort to persuade everyone around her just how highly educated and smart she really is:

-"No do not tell me to go to customer service. I am not a crazy person. I am a very well-educated person!"

-The woman now gone, one of the train's conductors makes an announcement exhibiting the wise understanding that oftentimes, the best way to deal with a leftist 20 percenter is just to laugh at him/her (and boy they hate it when you do that, BTW):

-The announcement requests that passengers not use profanity on the train, "especially those people who went to Harvard or Yale."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004479/Stressed-commuter-goes-nuts-told-voice-down.html

Beach Bum Hobo Celebrates Birthday By Downing TWO CASES of BEER & Raising Mega "Ruckus" at the Beach; But Later Concedes He Had a FEW Too Many!

Now this was some power drinking. Forty-eight damn beers in all! But at least the vagabond was quick to admit that (in retrospect) he should have cut it off at thirty-eight!

Cops in Hudson Beach, Florida, say the vagrant was just looking to celebrate his 58th birthday in style this week. And what better way for James Taylor (pictured above; apparently not the famous singer-songwriter) to pull off that plan than by pounding almost fifty cans of beer?!?

While putting away four dozen cans of beer would (literally) kill a lot of lesser men, this plastered beach bum really knows how to hold his liquor. At least until the "ruckus" broke out -- "such a ruckus that he scared a woman and her young grandchildren" at a local public beach. Now, I will describe the ruckus, Sir:

In addition to letting the expletives fly, Taylor allegedly went Anthony's Weiner and showed everyone his tallywhacker and then -- with Willie Johnson already out the box -- used the open opportunity to take a piss right there "in the middle of the sand."

All the while, he reportedly "continued to shout profanities" at the horrified onlookers. Cops had already run this trashed tramp off the beach once that day, and this time they returned and slapped the ol' cuffs on the blitzed beachcomber.

Taylor's admission to cops that he had just sloshed down 48 beers drew a sharp rebuke from one deputy, who proceeded to give the plastered panhandler a "stern lecture" about the dangers of alcohol over-consumption and the rudeness of shouting obscenities at innocent folk.

And Taylor was not without regret, truth be told. He reportedly admitted to cops he had "had about 10 beers too many" during his little impromptu birthday ruckus.

The next time this hammered hermit wants to get his drink on, he may have to buck up to Red the Freezer Fixer. That after cops busted Taylor on charges of raisin' a ruckus and disorderly intoxication in a public place.

So far unable to raise his $100 bail, this boozin' bum has already traded in the flophouse for the ice house, reportedly. And James Taylor may be coolin' off in the cooler and seeing a lot more Rain Than Fire for some time to come.

I say that only because my best guess is that this Hard-Drinkin' Hobo likely spent every last nickel in his bindle stick on that dee-luxe birthday beach bash the other night. Putting all one's eggs in one bindle can be a bitch, I would assume.

http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/197332/58/Arrested-man-48-beers-was-about-10-too-many

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004860/Transient-James-Taylor-arrested-beach-drinking-48-beers-celebrate-birthday.html

America Says "Bye Bye Pervert" to Anthony's Weiner, But You Know This House Member & His Unit Will Rise Again: I've Got Some Predictions...

Anthony's Weiner didn't go down or finish so well, but maybe it was only the beginning? Sure enough, Anthony's Weiner's Thursday resignation press conference was a pretty sad sight for a sore one-eye. A "circus" of hecklers damn near shut the whole sword down before Anthony's Weiner could even get it up and through his rather pathetic prepared remarks (which focused on everything under the sun except his own mistakes and contrition).

The heckling included cries of "bye-bye pervert!" and screamed questions such as, "Are you more than 7 inches?!" But "bye-bye pervert" begs the question? Does anyone really think this is the end of Anthony's Weiner? I don't. I think this is just the tip of the Weiner.

Following That Dog & Baloney Pony Show, a New Day for Anthony's Weiner?

We've read over the past week that Weiner's gotta earn, as they say, because he ain't exactly what you'd call a wealthy wedding tackle. The need for that paycheck was undoubtedly one of the reasons why Anthony's Weiner stood tall and hung around so long before finally shrinking under the resignation pressure of democrat party slimeballs like Creature Pelosi and Debbie "Wasserman" Schultz. (As stated by one of my (only) favorite liberals tonight, Juan Williams: "Weiner was someone that was rising up.").

Moreover, Anthony's Weiner is now a household hog nationwide. Anthony's Weiner and his shaft are far more valuable and famous today than they were just two short weeks ago. It reminds me of Obi-Wan Kenobi's line from the original Star Wars film: "You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

Well, think of the political establishment (democrat party and republic partisans alike) as Darth Vader (although that's an insult to Vader). They don't really win by forcing Anthony's Weiner back to his trowsers. Because the Weiner will surely be back -- and probably as a much more famous and more annoying embarrassment than he is even now (and don't call him Shirley).

Given the new-found fame of Anthony's Weiner and his notorious phallus, I think his employment possibilities might just be endless. And I'm not talking about the joke job offer today from Larry Flynt for Anthony's Weiner to work in Huster's Internet division. I'm also staying away from the obvious (and far-fetched) jokes about how Weiner could now become a porn star or a sidekick to the similarly disgraced politician (now with his own show), Eliot Spitzer.

Trying to Read the Tube Steaks: Prediction Time on the Future of Anthony's Weiner

I won't make any Hustler, porn or Spitzer jokes because I'm being serious over here. So much so, in fact, that I will be shocked if one or more the following ten job opportunities does not land in Weiner's groin area inside the space of one year:

10. Fox News tries to breathe new life into the rather stale presentation that is the "Sean Hannity Show" by teaming deranged right-winger Hannity with Anthony's Weiner in a new nightly show tentatively titled, "Wonk & Weiner."

9. Anthony's Weiner lands a gig as an advertising spokesman for Bar-S Weiners as that outfit puts on the full-court press to try to eat into the monstrous weiner marketshare of Oscar Mayer. Ad slogan: "We gots your Weiner right here."

8. Anthony's Weiner is cast in a cameo part in The Hangover III in a role written specifically for him and credited as, "The Walking, Talking Pr*ck."

7. Vince McMahon brings Anthony's Weiner into the WWE, putting him in a tag team with old-school wrestler The Brooklyn Brawler and giving Weiner the nickname, "The Bensonhurst Bratwurst."

6. Anthony's Weiner hits the network TV sitcom world by pairing up with Charlie Sheen on a new NBC show called, "Two and a Half Madmen (Longer Than Seven Inches)."

5. Anthony's Weiner becomes a YouTube sensation with a profanity-laced and schlong-filled video version of the old Chuck Berry novelty song, "My Ding-a-Ling."

4. Like Bizarro to Superman, the superhero Captain America needs a real arch-nemesis, and he gets one in Captain America II in the form of "Captain Winkie" -- played by a buffed and shirtless Anthony's Weiner in very tight britches.

3. Cash-strapped, Anthony's Weiner catches on with a Queens construction outfit as a jackhammer man (but quickly gets canned for being an overly obnoxious union agitator).

2. Anthony's Weiner enters the realm of daily kids' television by becoming the new actor to play the One-Eyed creature on "Yo Gabba Gabba" known as Muno (pictured above).

1. Anthony's Weiner turns franchisee, taking the life savings of himself and Huma's Weiner and risking it all by opening up a string of Long John Silver and Jack In the Box fish and burger joints up and down the eastern seaboard. Highly successful in the endeavor, Weiner becomes like a modern-day (if decidely ungentlemanly) Colonel Sanders, earning an appropriate new moniker of his own -- "Rear Admiral Schwanzstucker."

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/06/16/weiner_cheered_and_heckled_at_presser_announcing_his_resignation.html
http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/16/larry-flynt-anthony-weiner-hustler-congress-resignation-new-york-internet-group-job-offer/

Anthony's Weiner to Porn Star: "I Need to Highlight My Package." But New Photos Show He Had No Problem Showing Off His Schlong in the Past...

THURSDAY A.M. UPDATE: WEINER TO RESIGN, PULL OUT OF CONGRESS. Just saw that on Politico.com. Well at least I had one last (until the next time) opportunity to have fun with this crazy story:

I still recall when republic partisan U.S. representative Chris Lee had his scandal earlier this year (link at bottom). It had similarities to Anthony's Weiner and Weinergate. GOP'er Lee also sent out cheesy shirtless photos to at least one woman (not his wife) on the Internet. But there were also differences which, if anything, made Lee's actions worse. Lee lied about his identity and marital status to the woman. Another key difference:

Lee resigned the very day the story broke. So I only got to have one day of fun with the story. I seem to recall it all going down late in the week and then by Monday, if was all gone and largely forgotten. Contrast that with Anthony's Weiner, who has so far defied calls (from some of the most powerful democrat party slimeballs in the country) that Weiner recede and resign.

This has only allowed the story of Weiner to grow, elongate and stick out for two long weeks now, seemingly with some entertaining new pictures or news coming out on the story every single day.

Democrat party minions have widely signaled over the past day that they are sick of this shit, as it has distracted the attention of the public and "mainstream" media and has muted the leftist 20 percenters' various current propaganda messages -- no small potatoes at the beginning of the 2012 presidential campaign.

And sure enough on Wednesday: Another day, more Weirdo Weiner. Where to start?

Keep Your Damn Mouth Shut On Anthony's Weiner!

Porn actress Ginger Lee (various pictures above; no relation to Chris) is apparently miffed that she hasn't been at the center of Weinergate since its early shaft stages -- when she coined the term, "Weinermania." So Lee held a press conference Wednesday to talk more about Anthony's Weiner, specifically accusing the Weiner of asking her to lie about their online communications.

Lee says that she and Anthony's Weiner exchanged around 100 e-mails this year, plus Twitter messages. After Weinergate arose, she says, Anthony's Weiner communicated with her further and encouraged her to lie to the media about the nature and content of their prior e-mails and Tweets. But Lee ain't servicing that Weiner! She's talking...

Lee says that she liked to talk online with Anthony's Weiner about politics, but that Weiner "would often turn the conversation to [what else?] sex." Lee, however, says she wanted no part of Anthony's Weiner: "Anytime that he would take our communications in a sexual direction, I did not reciprocate," she said.

And Anthony's Weiner was reportedly only too skilled in "turning conversations to sex." I mean, this guy could apparently take even the most mundane of topics and find some sort of strained connection to his brazen bratwurst. Such as when Lee would talk about clothing. Replied Anthony's Weiner: "I have wardrobe demands too. I need to highlight my package."

A Young Weiner Was Quite Skilled at "Highlighting His Package"

If Anthony's Weiner truly does have current concerns and problems with finding clothes that adequately "highlight" his package, he need look no farther than the new edition of National Enquirer, which sports new pictures of a younger Weiner "cross dressing" and all "oiled up" and "stripped down" (picture of Enquirer cover above).

The new pictures "show Weiner protectively posing in a pair of pantyhose and a bra as he smiles cheekily at the camera." And of course, as can be seen from the Enquirer cover, Anthony's Weiner is featured quite prominently in the tight get-up in which he was frolicking around.

"In another photo, an oiled Weiner [a truly frightening thought] poses in y-fronted swimming trunks in front of a Christmas tree." Britain's Daily Mail says the pictures "demonstrate Weiner's reputation [in college] as a flamboybant figure."

Flamboyant? One way of putting it, as I like to say. Another way of putting it: "He was a very odd guy," a friend of Anthony's Weiner told the Enquirer.

Is the Weiner About to Hit the Fan with Only His Winky in Hand?

S-h-e-'s B-a-c-k! Anthony's Weiner's wife -- Huma's Weiner -- was back in the country Wednesday following a trip abroad in her role as Hillary Clinton's valet. Anthony's Weiner has reportedly been "on the fence" about whether to step down from Congress in recent days, wanting first an opportunity for Huma's Weiner to look Anthony's Weiner "in the eye" before he makes any decision.

So we may finally be near the end of the totem pole on this story, as the CNN reporter's banner indicates above. Given that the scuzballs of the democrat party have been all out in full force this week encouraging Anthony's Weiner to resign -- including Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and democrat national committee chairman Debbie "Wasserman" Schultz -- I think Weiner's Roast (errr, Toast). There's also word late Wednesday that the democrats may strip Weiner of his House committee assignment as early as today if he does not resign.

But also given the earlier reports that Anthony's Weiner lacks the skill set to do much of anything other than being a sexting politician (and thus he needs the job and money), I bet you dollars to ding dongs that Anthony's Weiner will first "negotiate" some terms of his resignation -- likely involving a guarantee of a job somewhere in the business sector (in which he has absolutely no experience or education, BTW).

For my part, I've only encouraged Anthony's Weiner to "stick" around and be the good Little Soldier, and I continue to stand beside my sword on that one. I, for one, am going to view Anthony's Weiner as a total tool if he just cuts choad and runs. That's correct: If he just takes his bat and balls and goes home, I'm going to very disappointed in this Weiner.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110615/ap_on_re_us/us_weiner_twitter_photos
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003804/Anthony-Weiners-wife-Huma-Abedin-returns-home-cross-dressing-images-emerge.html
http://independentrage.blogspot.com/2011/02/oh-my-god-lame-goofward-gop-lawmaker.html

Your Honor, I Request a Recess; I Have a Client in the John Whom I Need to Service: Buxom Bombshell Lawyer Accused of Turning Tricks on the Street!

It's the economy, stupid. The rotten economy in Obama's America has really hit all sectors and parts of society. Virtually no one has gone unaffected. The legal industry is no exception.

Jobs are hard to come by for lawyers these days. Scores of new law school graduates can't find a job and in some instances have been forced to take such jobs as flipping burgers and bagging groceries just to make ends meet.

But even in the most dire of economic times, it's still possible to take things a bit too far. Case in point: You mean to tell me that things are so bad, apparently, that law school grads have had to resort to the world's oldest profession just to make a buck (allegedly)?!

A Working Girl in More Ways Than One (Allegedly)

Cops in Illinois have charged 25-year-old lawyer hottie Reema Bajaj (pictured above with the great rack) with going on some ho strolls -- one allegedly involving "offering to perform a sex act on a man for $50."

[Who says lawyers charge outrageous hourly rates? 50 bucks is a bona fide steal for this dame! I'd think that a lot of dudes would even buck up a retainer at that rate. Although truth be told, I can't even begin to imagine a law girl as a hooker ("OBJECTION, john! No glove, no love!"). And what was her pickup line, anyway? "Gimme 50 and I've give you your day in court"? Or maybe, "my closing arguments always come with a happy ending, sugar"? Regardless...]

Described as a "high-flying attorney," the bosomy barrister beauty babe Bajaj (she even looks good in her mugshot) is accused of multiple hookin' offenses, including meeting up with a potential client (of the john, not legal, variety) within 1000 feet of a school in August of last year (after Bajaj had graduated from law school and was waiting to get her law license).

Cops "linked Bajaj to prostitution after discovering emails between her and a man." (I just hope Anthony's Weiner doesn't insert his notorious unit into this crummy equation somewhere).

Bajaj has pleaded not guilty and her public response has been a rather cryptic statement on her website: "I am probably one of the few attorneys who knows what it feels like to be accused and in need of help. This action will only make me stronger and better able to understand what my clients are going through."

Near the Schoolhouse May Mean Hard Time in the Ice House

And Bajaj may really be in need of some good "help," given what she's facing. The legendary Fonzie once imparted the following jailhouse wisdom on the old-school TV show Happy Days (Season 2, "The Cunningham Caper"): "He who robs with gun in hand, gets twenty to life, in the can." Similar principle here:

She who hoes close to a schooler, gets a felony rap and possible time in the cooler. Yep, being within 1000 feet of a school (allegedly) makes one of the charges against Bajaj a felony in Illinois.

That means the only gavel this accused call girl lawyer may be swinging in the near future may be on a lady chain gang up river at the Menard hoosegow. So forget buying a little time with that motion for recess -- this broad better ask Judge Munster for a damn dismissal.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003440/Attorney-Reema-Bajaj-25-charged-prostitution-performing-50-sex-act-man.html

While He Can't Seem to Keep His Hands Off His Own Unit, Anthony's Weiner Finds an Unlikely Right-Wing Supporter But Gains Obama's Full Wrath of Rod...

The newest sexting/donging photos that have emerged over the past 36 hours on TMZ.com (shown above) have to be the most entertaining ones yet. Here you have this pompous, demented little man known as Anthony's Weiner in the U.S. House gym snapping Blackberry photos of he and his Cap'n Winkie in various states of undress.

Then he sexted the pics out to young ladies on the Net. And it seems like he can't get enough of himself, in more ways than one or two, as he has his grubby little paws are all over his package in several of the new photos.

Obama Brings the Rancor to Anthony's Wanker

This as several democrat party powerbrokers over the past few days have joined the catcalls for Anthony and his main vein to step down, including House minority whip Steny Hoyer and the very latest: Obama himself on Tuesday's Today Show saying "I would resign" if Obama was in Weiner's same erect position.

These various voices giving Anthony's Weiner the shaft have joined the chorus that began on Saturday from former Creature of the House Nancy Pelosi and democrat national committee chairman Debbie "Wasserman" Schultz. The chokehold upon Anthony's chicken only continues to tighten.

Anthony's Weiner & Deranged Right-Wingers Sure Make Unlikely Bedfellows

But on Monday, Anthony's Weiner had at least one (albeit unlikely) supporter still out there: Conservative talk mogul Rush Slimebaugh. Slimebaugh's Monday broadcast came complete with the old bag of wind imploring Anthony's Weiner to stay the course and "don't let them [democrat opponents] lick you."

Of course, Slimebaugh's interests lie (and lick) in the continued embarrassment to the democrat party that Anthony's Weiner represents. In short, Anthony's babymaker has become more like a widowmaker for the democrat party in terms of ongoing barrage of negative publicity.

Anthony's Weiner Has Gone "Fencing," But It Has Little to Do with His Pork Sword

Following the announcement of Anthony's Weiner over the weekend that he planned to take a "leave of absence" from Congress to pursue "sex therapy," the further news on Monday was that he's actually "on the fence" about whether to resign (running contrary to reports over the weekend that his pole was toolin' around defiant in the ugly faces of Pelosi and "Wasserman" Schultz, to whom Anthony's Weiner expressed every intention of remaining in Congress).

Sources close to Anthony's Weiner (what does that mean, anyway, his drawers? His jockstrap? His Blackberry?) reportedly said Monday that his decision on whether to resign will be based on a come-to-jackhammer (errr, Jesus) conversation that he intends to have with wife Huma Abedin once she returns from a current trip as Hillary Clinton's valet.

Before making any final decision on whether or not to to step down, Anthony's Weiner reportedly wants his wife to look him "in the eye" as he speaks frank(furter)ly. That, of course, raises up a whole host of other issues and speculation as to which eye, precisely, he is talking about. But regardless...

Sch-Wanz Him Gone, But Anthony's Weiner Told Her to Pound Pole

If Anthony's Weiner does decide to "stick" around in Congress, he may come out with his Gun 'a Blazin' (at the very least, he won't be shootin' blanks) when it comes to Creature Pelosi. After the Creature Feature failed to force Anthony's Weiner under cover over the weekend, one democrat party lawmaker told Politico.com:

"She fired the shot. And if he doesn't resign, she fired and missed. He's not the kind of guy you want out there doing [sh*t] to retaliate." Especially if he happens to corner you in the House gym, it would appear.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/12/anthony-weiner-representative-congress-house-of-representatives-gym-locker-room-photos-pictures/

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/13/democratic-source-weiner-on-the-fence-about-resigning-in-state-of-despair/

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/56790.html

Ghadafi Thumbs His Nose at Obama by Having a Nice Game of Chess Over the Weekend. Yet the Costly Bush-Style Neocon Regime-Change Effort Goes On & On

It's detailed in my sidebar column daily. Obama's minions said that the current military effort in Libya would "recede" a "few days" after March 22, 2011. Almost 80 days later, there is still no end in sight. Matter of fact, Ghadafi's forces and so-called "rebels" have been bogged down in a stalemate for weeks in the eastern part of Libya. This thing could on for years, much like our involvements in Afghanistan and Iraq.

One of the few things less popular in the United States right now than Obama himself and the stale, uninspiring group of potential GOP presidential candidates is the Libyan war effort. A new Rasmussen poll today reports that just 26% of likely U.S. voters favor continued military action in Libya. But that comes as no big surprise, since Obama has consistently given us two-and-a-half long years of governing against the will of the American people.

The war in Libya has also been costly in terms of the dollars spent -- dollars that our $14.3 trillion national debt says we do not have to be throwing away. A report from recent days in the Financial Times says that the U.S., at a minimum, is spending $2 million a day on Libyan airstrikes. That adds up to a minimum cost of $60 million a month, even though Obama's defense department apparently lied to us last month by saying the war effort was costing only about $40 million/month.

Even the apparent liars at the defense department admitted last month that the total tab for Libya is now approaching $1 billion (translation: it's actually much, much higher).

And for what? To pursue a George W. Bush-style Neocon dream that it's America's role to go around getting involved in foreign wars in order to try to spread American-style democracy to the world's various peoples. How has that worked out in Iraq and Afghanistan, BTW? Hardly with flying colors. And how many American boys are dead (and still dying) as a result?

Not to mention, Obama, the complete disingenuous hypocrite that he is, ran against the Neo-con notions of W. Bush in 2008, only to fully embrace them when in office. In addition to the war in Libya, Obama hasn't gotten us out of Iraq and he's ratcheted up troop levels and spending in Afghanistan far beyond the modest increase that he campaigned on in 2008.

And just look at Obama -- the self-described personal and mighty slayer of Osama Bin Laden (what a laugh) -- getting his lunch handed to him over the weekend by slimeball dictator Ghadafi, who actually had the gall to invite the president of the international chess federation (Kirsan Ilyumzhinov) to Libya for a photo op and relaxing game of chess. Yep, sure looks like that Libyan dirtbag is real scared of "regime change" occurring anytime soon.

Meantime, despite the immense unpopularity of the Libyan military effort throughout U.S., the silence is almost deafening when it comes to the sleazebucket partisans on the left and right.

The leftist 20 percenters -- who would be out on the streets in droves every weekend protesting Libya if a republic partisan was in office -- have either run for the hills or have actually joined in rounds of applause for Obama's Libyan initiative.

The republic partisans, meanwhile, say very little as well because, truth be told, they love this kind of shit. If one of their own was in office, most of them would want that president to have us involved in Libya. Therefore, they largely keep their mouths shut too out of necessity and ideology.

Maybe next weekend, Ghadafi, Obama and John Boehner can declare a Saturday ceasefire and the three of them can get in a refreshing round of golf in the northern sands of Libya. I bet even Obama hasn't played that course yet.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2002910/Libya-As-fighting-intensifies-Gaddafi-appears-state-TV-game-chess.html

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/general_politics/june_2011/just_26_favor_continued_military_action_in_libya

http://www.voanews.com/english/news/usa/Report--US-Costs-for-Libya-Soaring-123543159.html

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/03/22/usa-russia-gates-libya-idUSLDE72L14I20110322