Her name is Samantha Ardente (or at least that's her "stage" name). Previously known to the 1,400 students at Quebec's Etchemins High School as Ms. Samantha the lovely and well-endowed school secretary, it turns out this buxom alleged bombshell has been banging more than just her computer keyboard. This north-of-the-border babe has definitely being going down south, leading a "secret double life" as a porn star!
Having starred in such porn offerings as Serial Abusers 2, this moonlightin' mama appears (from the above pictures) to have carved out quite her own little porn niche as a "MILF" character who goes around seducing much younger males and females. Sounds like just the kind of person you'd want hanging around a high school, no?
Apparently the school may agree (no foolin'!), as a school spokeswoman indicated that the school may actually keep this secretarial seductress around!
For now, this bosomy Mamadukes is on a two-week forced vacation (maybe she can film a few more porn movies during that time?) while the high school considers her fate. At the very least, it seems she'll have to give up her porn career in order to stay onboard at the school. Damn pesky school policies!
BTW, the lid got blown off this French Canadian femme fatale's little porn sideshow when one of the high school's male students recognized the poundable juicebox of the principal's office from one of her porn movies. BUSTED!
Then the porn-watchin' pupil actually asked Ms. Samantha for her autograph (and nothing more than that? WOW)! But the voluptuous vamp turned down the admiring teen's request and told him to clam up already -- which is sort of like telling an Alabama $hithouse to stop stinking. Nothing doing on that front.
That "excitable youngster" reportedly spilled the beans to his friends faster than you can type "T-R-O-U-B-L-E" on Ms. Samantha's school computer. With this campy campus slut's secret spreading "like a wildfire," the school board was all over this jezebel's allegedly juicy hide in two shakes of a rat's ass -- doling out the two-week suspension.
In response, Ms. Samantha has reportedly set up a Facebook page so that people can "express their support" for her (what, she's some kind of victim now?).
Meantime, now the school has to deal with the media crawling around campus like scorpions on a sting operation. The school spokewoman crowed, "It's a first in our history," after apparently being asked whether the school had any other porn stars on staff at the moment. (Either that or she was asked the prototypical question, "is this the sort of thing that goes on around here normally").
I'm sure it must be reassuring for the parents of the school district to hear that Ms. Samantha is merely a porn precedent around the joint and most assuredly not the everyday norm. Sleep easy, parents.
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Two Postscripts Tonight: (1) What's With That Dude's Ear on the top picture? What, did he run across Mike Tyson at some point? (2) Although I love to change my "Rager" Pic (the one in the far-right corner) every few days, I may just stick with the current one into perpetuity (there's no "Rule Against Perpetuities", after all, in the Blog Context). That picture so encompasses me. It's not pornographic, and it shows no "nipples," yet it so is not what the un-Independent-minded folks across the country want to see! Which makes it SO ME!
ReplyDeleteYeah, the dude's ear is strange....but what's up with the porn star's striped hair?! Skunk city, P-U!
ReplyDeleteEvery single picture has that hairstyle. She must view it as sort of her porn trademark. She might was seek out a new trademark.
ReplyDeleteAnother thing I just noticed: She's smoking a damn cigarette while she's hitting on that young lady! Dis-gusting.
ReplyDeleteYeah, classy she isn't...you know, classy, as porn stars go....she's no Jenna Jameson or Katie Morgan =)
ReplyDeleteGood Grief, HAH, you seem to know your porn! I have a general knowledge of whom Jameson is (Jeff talked about her on an episode of Curb), but I don't even know Morgan.
ReplyDeleteLOL, actually, those are the only 2 names I know in the porn world! ha! I know Jenna, because, well, she's Jenna and I think everyone knows her. I know Katie, because she was in the movie "Zac & Miri Make A Porno" and there was a lot of hubbub when the movie was released about the producers casting authentic porn stars in it. I'm not a true porn afficionado =)
ReplyDeleteThe few porn names that I know are all old-school, like from back in the 80's. But I think if there's one area in which a person would WANT to be dated, it would be in the area of porn knowledge.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I know Ron Jeremy's name too, how could I forget that one?! ha! Without a doubt, THE most unattractive porn star ever! LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm extremely non-judgmental, but yes, I do think that being totally up to date and knowledgeable about the porn world is not something most people would brag about! ha!
It's perhaps a bit cool to be knowledgeable that way in one's 20's (at least if you're a dude), but certainly not at age 40. Charlie Sheen might call it "winning" to be into porn at an older age, but almost everyone out there would disagree with that point.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I've had pushing a thousand page views today, and from all appearances, about a fifth of those (more than any other source) came from this particular story. Go figure.
ReplyDeleteHey, give the people what they want, with a side of good ole American Independent Rage and you've got yourself a 'winning' combo! For real 'winning', not to be confused with Charlie Sheen's version of 'winning' =)
ReplyDeleteI thought some of my Sheen posts garnered me more page views than anything else, but this porn dame in Canada has taken the cake! It has died off a bit over the past 48 hours, but I'm still getting a bunch of views from her. She's not even that attractive as porn stars go! Nice rack, but the face and hair (the hair you noted) leave a bit to be desired. Give me a normal, everyday life person over this dame any day of the week.
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